Mattastrophe

Work, lovelife, miscellaneous.

[Mattastrophe @mattmaloney]

Here's another plug for the film that I made at uni in 2013. Please watch it and then feed my ego with praise.

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Sad Deathday alternate timeline George McFly. https://t.co/xugExLY9Ih

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Managed to get a ticket less than 24 hours before this gig through Twickets. Total smug cunt overload. https://t.co/jPoCki5rwV

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Going to see Nicholas Parsons speak tonight. Hope he reads this classic poem. https://t.co/Dp2cXSP8Cm

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This year's cat crop. https://t.co/K3fL06Y1wD

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

Here comes the sun peace and love. 😎✌️🌟💖🎵🎶🍒🎂☮️🖖

[Mattastrophe @mattmaloney]

@SoulIsTheGoal No need to worry. If she's anything like her dad she'll have forgotten your insult soon enough.

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@jackfaulkner Their tragic back stories and the arc of the one who leaves because they're too cool but comes back and the rapping of Ode to Joy.

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@jackfaulkner That was the go to "Your actual teacher isn't here so fuck it" video at secondary school.
I feel your pain.

[Mattastrophe @mattmaloney]

Test fitting the Rocketeer helmet totally blind resulted in mediocre pictures. The important bit is it fits! https://t.co/4ai0em50p0

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Mind the art, please 💜 (Cc: Karen Bradley MP, @KBradleyUK) https://t.co/jiltj9W9yh

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@HeidiScribbles @RoxanneLaWin Kerry, although you've been here a year and you're a big girl, the offer of Bath's cool spots tour still stands.

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Spent the afternoon hanging out in Nick Mason's garden. No biggie. Made a beeline for the barbecue and the man him… https://t.co/GPBzueuFPm

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LateShow culture crawl through Newcastle and Gateshead.
(Not pictured, @maxibot's 12 year old giddily excited by t… https://t.co/wuBGuGDICs

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Newcastle and Gateshead are both stupendously pretty. https://t.co/IugyOVlVFZ

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Newcastle bound https://t.co/Y7PzCqYkph

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Hello, Internet. It has been too long since I felt comfortable interacting with you.

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@harveyp23 Give it a few more hours and you can complain succinctly onto their floor.

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@Shinybiscuit @jackfaulkner @camiknickers @xthemusic They're printed on sheepskin for longevity.

[Mattastrophe @mattmaloney]

Merry Anxiousmas, everyone!

[Jack Faulkner @jackfaulkner]

I doodled the iguana and the snakes from last week's Planet Earth 2 to cheer everybody up.