Matt Meadows

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

After leaving the theatre last night, our car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I rang the breakdown service, who said, ‘Give us your what three words.’
I replied, ‘I’m fucking lost’, which apparently wasn’t what they were after.

[Dan Bell @TheDB30]

RIP Dolly Parton, you’d have loved the Ajax v Sion tie

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Peak male performance

[Capt. Osbert Twinge, Bt. KCB. @RMcCarthy86]

Memories of the French lady at Nottingham ticket office, under the impression she could buy a ticket to Montpelier.

She did, and four hours later had wound up not on a sunny, Mediterranean, cafè-strewn station square as intended, but amidst an industrial estate in north Bristol.

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Bet his cup has ITV on it.

[⚒MARK⚒🎗️ @m4rk1964]

Chris Eubank has written a book about the Titanic ��

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Remember, the UK will experience an eclipse tonight as Gabriel’s penalty from the Champions League final travels in front of the sun

[Steve Poole @winster1972]

Tottenham Hotspur was founded on 5th September 1882. On 6th September 1882 we opened negotiations for Savinho.

[Matt Meadows @MattMeadows1985]

@chiamakaafc N’Golo Kante. WC with France in 2018, and won the others with Chelsea/Leicester

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Thoughts and prayers currently with the Scotland fans who have been knocked out for a fourth time this tournament

[Matt Meadows @MattMeadows1985]

Don’t see the problem here to be honest

[TV Zone @tvukzone]

ITV's schedule on Saturday 18th July:

7:30am - Rugby
10:50am - Rugby
1:10pm - Rugby
4:15pm - Rugby
7pm - ITV News
7:30pm - Rugby
10:30pm - ITV News

[Dave @DaiSalthaus]

Fuck the Azteca.
Fuck the 89 game unbeaten run.
Fuck the altitude.
Fuck the firework displays outside the hotel.
Fuck the Jocks, Welsh, Irish, and everyone else who obsess over England losing.

10 men. 3-2. COME ON!!!

#MexEng #WorldCup

[Richard Cracknell @MrCracknell]

Only one English team has ever won at the Azteca

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

England’s next match against Mexico is at the Estadio Azteca - it’s 7,220 feet above sea level. To put that into perspective, it’s roughly a quarter of the altitude of the average Wetherspoon toilet.

[Paddy @SAFCPaddy]

Streets are calling it the greatest TikTok ever

[Fergal O'Brien Racing @FOBRacing]

Germany will be needing Jurgen Klopp

Not to take over as manager, just to get the players the best deals on hotel prices now that they���re on holiday

#WorldCup

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

[Dai 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @daibach23]

England needs this commitment.