Matt

Fuck

[Seth @seffb_]

I love these bastards. I feel incredibly blessed to have online friends who are genuinely great humans. see yall next year ✌️

[Matt @mattmurpz]

Just shit at the airport am I gonna die

[Matt @mattmurpz]

Great minds have the same shoes

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@stllr_ Its just the newer, technically objectively better but still leas appealing version, just like rivals

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@stllr_ Its just val

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@Tylen0l_ Happy birthday tylenol ❤️

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@Gerp98 British

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@JustLemres The issue is your tissue

[Matt @mattmurpz]

Holy shit

[Matt @mattmurpz]

Chuck norris

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@MrTortelliniBoi U know damn well thats not what I meant

[TortingLini @MrTortelliniBoi]

:)
https://t.co/DbXIZFCJdv

[G @Gerp98]

@mattmurpz Top 3 most important events in human history:

3: Green Hell WR goes on IGN
2. Joe McDonald’s Hero story run
1. Matt murpz pisses out his biceps

[Matt @mattmurpz]

The Bill Gates of pissing my biceps out

[Matt @mattmurpz]

There be birds an shi

[Matt @mattmurpz]

@Katie4_ @Gerp98 Ratio