Matt Nicholson

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@ruthsearle24 @Ajp08Three One rule for one 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@DelBoy_ofah @tomcarnall26

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@LouStagner @tomcarnall26

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@jonmikesav8 @tomcarnall26

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@YesTom @tomcarnall26

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@ElijahSchaffer @tomcarnall26

[Jeff Stelling @JeffStelling]

VAR total joke again in League One play off . Clear Barnsley pen denied and moments later a red card for a challenge that is yellow at worst. Afraid to tell the ref he has got it wrong

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

@Rod_Studd @tomcarnall26

[Reverend&TheMakers @Reverend_Makers]

Why isn’t the press doing this to Matt Hancock?

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Mint Choc Chip is the best ice cream. And all the other ice cream flavours know it too.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We've found Michelle Mone's yacht

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Just saw something which was made in 1990 described as vintage, so if anyone wants me I’ll be quietly crying in the corner.

[Matt Nicholson @MattNicholson22]

Good luck tonight @l_smith01 🥊 #EubankJrSmith

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The dance scene from Pulp Fiction but they're dancing to the Only Fools and Horses closing theme tune.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

My latest on the strikes: “GASLIGHTING F*CKERS!”

Full version here: https://t.co/aG5O6RcNAy

[Teresa McSocialist @McNallyTeresa]

Cards on the table. I’m a nurse, I’m on £84k a year plus expenses. My hospital has heavily subsidised bars and restaurant and best of all free car parking. I didn’t even have to study or have a degree or anything. Oh hang on, that’s MPs, not nurses

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes!

Full version here: https://t.co/4zGK80cK0n

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The cost of meeting nurses’ demand for an inflation-busting pay rise: £1.6 billion.

The cost of Rishi Sunak’s bank tax giveaways: £7.3 billion.

If we can afford handouts for the rich, we can afford to meet the basic needs of those who keep this country afloat.

[Andy Bush @bushontheradio]

Fuming after watching #24hoursinpolicecustody how does that guy go to prison but those two little bellends don't?