Matt

I don't have daddy issues because I'm a radar technician and not Kylo Ren

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

it's one of those days where I want to cry into Kylo Ren's robes because they probably smell like fabric softener and justified murder

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.

[Steven Schapansky @Legopolis]

Looking forward to all that #RogueOne merchandise that somehow doesn't feature Felicity Jones on it.

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

1st of all you're not funny

2nd of all your not funny

3rd of all Kylo Ren rocks and you fucking suck so

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@Older yeah so fuck you

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

the only bad thing about Kylo Ren is his father

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

happy Friday jerk faces

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

Kylo Ren to me is what Darth Vader is to Kylo Ren

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@VATStudios @starwars I've seen it at like 3 Ross's though

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@starwars Vader's lightsaber is blue?

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@hanerfherder @starwars but Vader's lightsaber is blue

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@VATStudios @starwars Darth Vader is holding a blue lightsaber?

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@starwars what is this?

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

okay maybe people wouldn't think I was such a fuck up if they met Darth Jar Jar

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@VancityReynolds it's okay man this doesn't look like you we got your back https://t.co/2sFzeJPS8b

[Camille Brown @camelb13]

@VancityReynolds please don't take this the wrong way...but you look a lot like...

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@BB8rolls @VancityReynolds @LordPaIpatine @camelb13
please help us Palpatine omg

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@Frakkyfire I can see that being both awkward and comically rewarding

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

I mean really this is blasphemy. https://t.co/2sFzeJPS8b

[Camille Brown @camelb13]

@VancityReynolds please don't take this the wrong way...but you look a lot like...

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@camelb13 @VancityReynolds
come on man Ryan Reynolds is way sexier

[Matt @mattnotkylo]

@mattnotkylo I'm not getting any love from this poll. jerk faces