Matter

I think, therefore I tweet.

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@Kirby_Brown @aaronhaynes @Jonathan_Tyler @wesleygeiger @ryan_ake @BeauBedford @Smartgarfunkel "Texass"

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All I need in this world is a girl with wheels for feet.

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A verbal contract is a hypothetical guarantee; as binding as a troll toll.

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I got 99 prawns cuz a fish ate one.

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" @Damn almighty, you bring the balls, she's got the vice." -@Smartgarfunkel

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Happy birthday Aaron "the Baron"; rhythmic Titan, master of unauthorized entry, the reason Jesus goes… http://t.co/UAb5U9cfhq

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Come on down to uptown tomorrow and enjoy some free jams ala @dovetailtheband, maybe even pick up one… http://t.co/RMUgd5COzA

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And it begins... #riseandshine dovetailtheband minotaur (mini-tour) http://t.co/oxV5rq4RDs

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Don't blame guns or lack of prayer; they are tools -blame the media. They fan the flames of criminality by offering celebrity for depravity.

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

@_Larrygee_ hit the stage to rock out to his new song, “Yo Mama.” http://t.co/oSINIS7I

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Bags packed. -Dear LA and late night television, prepare your hearts and loins for the merry band of mr. _l http://t.co/Vqqe9rFB

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Smartfartknuckle @Smartgarfunkel @jamespLA

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Birthday bash of Mr @_larrygee_ as well as the fond farewell for the pictured @kirby_brown and topped off wi http://t.co/lXReuzLg

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don't believe in yourself, don't deceive with belief, knowledge comes with death's release

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Workin on a buildin, a holy ghost buildin, workin on a buildin for my Lord

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"Inspirations, have I none? Just to touch the flaming dove -all I have is my love of love, and love is not loving" @ziggystardust

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Kitchen Crawler http://t.co/b1taTUpz

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The Gangs of New Facebook

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"The heart that loves is always young"

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Sometimes I wonder if the name Matt subconsciously directs people to treat one as such.