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[〽️att @mattpark___]

i can’t stop laughing at this shit

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

When you're stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew

[remx @biigrem]

mcdonald’s will “anything else?” you every 3 seconds 😭 can you wait a mcminute, damn

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[〽️att @mattpark___]

@CallawayGolf @odysseygolf @InZane_Sane @ConnerNel @noahboldy13

[Callaway Golf @CallawayGolf]

To celebrate the women's first major we're giving away this Limited-Edition Staff Bag + complete set of headcovers that our players will be using this week in Houston 🔥

To enter:
- Follow @callawaygolf @odysseygolf
- Like & Share this post
- Tag 3 friends

Giveaway ends 4/26 at 11:59pm PST. Must be following & 18 years or older to be eligible. No purchase necessary.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

ordered food for just myself and they sent 3 forks

[〽️att @mattpark___]

venomous……

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

if you bought a poisonous snake because of an animated movie, natural selection

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

How I look at my mom after she says she threw out a paper with 12 random words while cleaning the house

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

I miss when CGI was an art form and not a way to cut costs.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

i can still hear the talk my mama gave me when she spent $84 on this

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

[〽️att @mattpark___]

Ayeoo😭😭😭😭😭

[Kessi @sugurulover23]

Every jjk episode that comes out feels 5 minutes long.. can you drop the entire season next week thanks

[Judd Zulgad @jzulgad]

If I’m a corner or safety, I’m ripping the ball out every chance I get next season. It’s a judgment call on when the catch is complete.

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

tap the post

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Charging a fee to pay a bill online when there isn’t a way to pay in person or with cash is a scam. IDC