Matt Patterson

4 Time Fantasy Football Champion

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@PtakTestKitchen Taken out of context. This TikTok account discusses porn addiction and her husband’s path around it, hence the “triggered” usage.

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@eer__k Where to my dude??

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@kaysinmusic Daddy.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@TheSmokingTire One of the first taught principles in my Enterprise Finance class in college was “extend payables, shorten receivables” meaning get paid right away, but pay as late as possible. Keep max cash on hand.

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@Esme_design @Bardnet @daverosk Her boat literally shows both. The side is evergreen, and the boat name is on the front. The evergiven. She did it correctly

[Tyson Hutchins @tysonhutchins_]

One thing I am certain of... This generation is not prepared for Yik Yak

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@connnermx @insomniacevents Awesome Conner! Congrats dude

[conner @connnermx]

I am grateful to share that I will be joining @insomniacevents as a Digital Media Planner! excited for this new chapter within live entertainment and ready to deepen my involvement in the electronic music community.

see you on the dance floor!

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

Guys... @AsuPleasure
Biz Markie died...huge sad.

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@hannahsmithh2 Lollllll

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

I do something stupid tomorrow at noon because I make bets.

[Mattyp2109 (Matt) @ImMattyp2109]

Jan. 2nd, 2021, 12:00PM CST

[Mattyp2109 (Matt) @ImMattyp2109]

Stream. 9. Valhalla. Beivor and I will show you a merry grand time.

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

more specifically, I'm trying to refund it for me and immediately buy it for someone else @MammothMountain Please help :(

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

Hey @MammothMountain I'm trying realllllllllly hard to get a refund for my lift ticket, but my sanity is waning after being on hold for 3.5 freaking hours...

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@hannahsmithh2 Lets just say hypoethically speaking

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

Ya...regardless of who you are voting for, this is grossly wrong and against anything a democracy represents. “You have no choice”
No. In a democracy, you do.

Oh ya. And illegal.

[Ajay Rochester @ajayrochester]

@FBILosAngeles this just happened to me and I’m terrified. Voter intimidation

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@drppedcroissant https://t.co/3vkJxu5mEi

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@ArvinAramesh @dakotabramhall @svntino It’s a necessity for dire times.

[Matt Patterson @mattpattersonn]

@drppedcroissant https://t.co/KxbWtjbLI3

Just in case