MPC

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

[MPC @mattpcal]

Živjeli bitches

[kels 🧸 @ohioisgood]

i have an event coming up and i still cannot get over the dress code—like genuinely what does this mean

[MPC @mattpcal]

@marnieapologist Not you literally foreshadowing my upcoming behavior again lmfao

[MPC @mattpcal]

@marnieapologist That’s…a huge compliment bestie….

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump isn’t just getting booed inside of MSG, he’s getting booed all across NYC

Video: AP

[Adam @Rhynotic]

new micro-neighborhood just dropped: NoGo

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump is booed in Madison Square Garden at Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

[Cleveland sports yapper👸🏻 @sportsin_cle]

I would die for my country (Cleveland, Ohio)

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[MPC @mattpcal]

@marnieapologist Reverse yay Mr. “I leave the same day you get here” 🫥 (kidding)

[da fuq dude @alledegedly_me]

I don’t like the new subway car displays telling you which car/ side of the station you are closest to. Eliminates the knowledge gap between ball knowers and non-ball knowers

[MPC @mattpcal]

@marnieapologist No homo left behind 🫡

[MPC @mattpcal]

@marnieapologist Girl why are you flying out of Newark you’re better than that

[adi @perfectcelebrty]

the hantavirus cruise ship

[kanishk @kaxishk]

me preparing for the new hantavirus outbreak..

[MPC @mattpcal]

@Browns BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[MPC @mattpcal]

@tajin_rim Cleveland should be Svetlana

[MPC @mattpcal]

Blaming everything that happens for the rest of the month on the Pope being weak on crime

[Wezz 🌈 @ikbenwezz]

He has risen! Happy Easter!

[MPC @mattpcal]

How it feels ordering an Uber Black instead of waiting for the 4 train

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Breaking: The shadow cabal of private credit has selected a new Chairman of the Fed