Matt Plumtree

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@LissaKEvans @DerryBanShee 'Bagels' are plural. 😉

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@AutisticActuary @WilliamShatner May you be touched by their noodly appendage.

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@Harvey741 @VictoriaCoren Having to play without that equipment might be a bridge too far.

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@jespittle1 @JohnCleese You 'ad doors!? Oh, what we would 'ave given for doors. We 'ad to make do wit' t' wind whistling round us at all hours. And we were grateful!

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@Baddiel @AccidentalP might know one.

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Disappointed the crew didn't go with "TH Q N V C" above your head instead of "TH R Y L K."

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@charliebadger99 @VictoriaCoren My wife accidentally put cinnamon in the chilli once. It was... interesting... but not something we'd intentionally replicate.

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@rixit81 @susie_dent Stephen Pinker called it "over-regularization" in his book, "Words and Rules". Kids start by learning words individually, discover and over-apply rules, then learn to use the words that don't fit the rules over time.

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Here we go again.

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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@theagralph A picture of a ballet dancer (alphabetical order of reindeer)

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@DanNeidle

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@PlumtreeLynda This is what I was talking about.

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Well, it had to happen eventually, I guess.
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@AdamRutherford 6. ...
7. PROFIT!

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@Herring1967 I suspect so:
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Got to be in it to win it. #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes

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[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

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@hmann09 @Mandajascat @AdamRutherford If they'd been talking to an Igor, the reply would probably have been:

"Yeth, but I keep it thecure in thith glath vethel."

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@HappyIdiotTalk_ @absolutezeroes @IamHappyToast

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@NathanFillion I entered a punning competition last year. I really thought one of almost a dozen entries would win but, sadly, no pun intended.