Matt

It's all a game. Are you playing the right one?

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@CEOLandshark I'm either below the IQ cutoff or have no idea wtf I am doing in that case. Likely both, truly.

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@QuintusCurtius They can't tell the difference between figurative speech and literal description. They are actually incapable of processing what they read.

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@N1ghtSh1ft10K @razorfist Farscape was fantastic.

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@kdollsweety Yes, but that point happened in the 1930s.

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@FindJimClair The fitness world is full of deliriously low IQs bearing chips on their shoulders.

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@GavinNewsom I mean we all know you won't be signing bills to fix the state you ruined.

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@bensettle @FindJimClair I never did well in math class but an exponential threat sounds excessive.

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Your friendly reminder that anyone endorsing anti-natalism is broken on the inside.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Imagining bro seeing a bunch of normal and happy families and collapsing to his knees

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While I appreciate the sentiment, we know that money's a print-on-demand service.

Tax dollars aren't paying off anything. A debt manufactured from nothing can be magic-ed away just as easily.

Cancelling out usury is a net positive, even if it is a broken clock thing.

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@RealJamesWoods They print money, tax dollars barely enter into it.

Cancelling fraudulent debts conjured up with fiscal demonolatry is the least of USGov's monetary sins.

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@StephenStorey This is it right here. You can train your YT account to show you whatever you want to see.

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@gracefool There's days where it feels like you can't take a lungful of air without some humorless drone from some council or Ministry of Make-work charging a fee and 78 pages of forms.

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@thedulab Crush reply guys. Humiliate them for daring to reply. All tweets beginning with "Ackshually" must report to the gulag.

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@JoshuaLisec This is like the time I tried to trademark the word "The", as I'm a frequent user of that word.

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@philthatremains The broccoli heads can't even tell the difference between a Boomer and Gen X, they don't know the two are mortal enemies

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@goddek Everybody dying was over 75, fat, or already 10 seconds from death.

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@joserosado There's a straight line from productivity hustle to degeneracy.

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@RepThomasMassie I'm sure F-15 pilots will open fire on their own countrymen, including the places where they and their families live.

Whoever is feeding lines to the dementia patient didn't think this through.

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@waronweakness @bensettle Cold email people need more abuse.

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@bensettle He may not have made any sales, but did you check out that insane 70 clicks in 30 minutes?