matt

just tryna have a laugh

[matt @mattpr_]

Ah yes the nonsense of documented evolution as opposed to the logical floaty man in the sky who did it all

[matt @mattpr_]

Dr told me today she wouldn’t give me antidepressants because “a walk is as powerful as an antidepressant, so go on a one hour walk everyday”

[matt @mattpr_]

A “Jewish Conservative” saying “fuck antifa” is objectively hilarious

[matt @mattpr_]

@Symereslimme Get out of Italy lad

[Shezi @__Shezi]

I realise it every single day. And then I just eat a snack or something and move on.

[matt @mattpr_]

Seem to have struck a nerve there

[matt @mattpr_]

How long till “pushing more weight than Quincy” is in a tune

[matt @mattpr_]

Could not be more typical dortmund

[Fletch @carliefletcher_]

Lived in Leicestershire my entire life and today I have just walked down the Golden Mile and all I can say is what the fuck

[matt @mattpr_]

Stop hiding behind your religion and just say you hate gay people bro 🤦🏻‍♂️

[matt @mattpr_]

Joleon Lescott is the worst commentator I’ve ever heard by a mile

[matt @mattpr_]

Flappy Handsdale back at his antics

[matt @mattpr_]

Chatting waffle but you can’t expect any sense to come from a man who wore a SnapBack to his own wedding ceremony

[aa9skillz @aa9skillz]

People Trolling me for comparing Darwin and Enzo saying “u can’t compare two different positions”

But for the last 15 years the same people compare messi and Ronaldo…
When they play different positions…🤔🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯

[matt @mattpr_]

There’s taking the piss and then there’s this

[matt @mattpr_]

Seems concerning the process has only begun after he was sacked

[FosseHub @FosseHub]

🚨JUST IN:

Leicester chief Top Srivaddhanaprabha flying to the UK this week as he begins the process of finding a replacement for Brendan Rodgers, with Rafael Benitez, Jesse Marsch, Ralph Hasenhuttl and Adi Hutter all contenders for job.

[@TomCollomosse]🥇

[matt @mattpr_]

@Ben_Dagia

[matt @mattpr_]

If Salah scores on a counter today is it technically a fast break?

[matt @mattpr_]

Need PK Humble and Theo Von on a podcast man

[matt @mattpr_]

Says the Mosh fiend

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

The alcoholic culture that is a core foundation of British Culture is fucked if you think about it

Practically every group, gathering or event is based around drinking and it’s shite and only fuels more depression and lack of motivation to the people of the nation