Matt Procida

Landscaper by day. Stand up comedian by night.

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I'm a landscaper and it's hard to get a promotion not being bilingual...so I'm teaching myself Spanish to break through the grass ceiling

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@Kiran62r2 Fucking children harder than he fucked this country.

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@HouseGOP May it be your last

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@RpsAgainstTrump Hopefully it’s his last

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@covie_93 White trash events for white trash supporters

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@NBA Genuinely hoping someone takes one for the Knicks. Roll up on wembys knees and blowout that piece if shits acls. Spurs are dirty as fuck.

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@FarmGirlCarrie Stephen Miller looks like he can’t go near schools bc he got caught sniffing bike seats.

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@mattvanswol Antifa- Anti fascist. Good to know you’re an idiot

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@Ustroopss Good start with the POTUS. Pedophile of the Un-United States.

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response How do you have so much time to tweet you alcoholic piece of shit?

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@S_Armaticus @MAGAVoice If you think these are the same thing then you’re a fucking idiot.

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@FBI @FBIDirectorKash @FIFAWorldCup How do you have so much time to post don’t you have a fucking job to do you useless drunk. Get fucked you pedophile protecting piece of human shit

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@PamBondi God bless your cancer

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@AntiquarianMuse Watched it live. These are traitors these are cowards these are criminals. Fuck the Jan 6ers I hope they all rot

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@FoxNews Fuck ICE

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@NancyMace Yess that includes the president

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@Wescott464348 Yeah some Eastern European whore is a better role model than a doctor and a lawyer? Ok get the fuck out of here.

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@Damaan4u33 Trick question. Both C and E are acceptable answers.

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@Sassafrass_84 Isn’t this the same asshole that tried to defund the VA ?

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@Sassafrass_84 lol 😂