Maestro Mateo

Undefeated at airplane armrests and 4 way stops. Conspiracies and Truth. Patriot. Wise Ass. Red Meat and Eggs. Thrive off positive vibrations. 🇺🇸

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If your brain is broken by politics so much that you aren’t happy Balogun is playing, and you’re an American citizen, you should be deported

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🇺🇸 INCREDIBLE! DC will have over SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT of flyovers on America’s 250th birthday, featuring COUNTLESS military aircraft, including the new Air Force One

… and possibly even even the new STEALTH bomber, the B-21 👀

America is about to have an INCREDIBLE birthday! 🔥

(h/t @PenguinSix for the schedule!)

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

The Supreme Court ruled that every illegal’s kid is a US citizen because they invaded the country

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

This still might be the greatest response of all time

[Maestro Mateo @mattpsheehan]

@barstoolsports @wakeupbarstool @VivaLaStool @TBob53 @MeekPhill_ @Blutman27 Literally none of their players are from Canada, all imports.

[Maestro Mateo @mattpsheehan]

@Clavicular0 This is what psychopaths do, they observe normal people and try to mimic their behavior in certain situations that involve emotions and reactions.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

More people will see this meme than every WNBA game combined this year.

[Maestro Mateo @mattpsheehan]

@newstart_2024 The word “narcissist” is completely overused and totally misunderstood. We don’t have a “narcissism epidemic”, we have an unresolved trauma from childhood abuse issue. Therapy has been vilified and you’re a pussy if you do it- that’s a lie. See a therapist.

[wealthmoose @wealthmoose]

🚨 Read this slowly.

• Wife lives in the U.S. 🇺🇸
• Four kids live & study in the U.S. 🇺🇸
• ~91% of his portfolio in the U.S. 🇺🇸
• Home in the U.S. 🇺🇸
• Brookfield moved HQ to the U.S. 📍

Yet he tells Canadians: 🇨🇦

“We can’t depend on America.” 🇺🇸

Do you see the contradiction?

#cdnpoli #Canada #US #Reality

[Maestro Mateo @mattpsheehan]

Eff this shit, this is horrifying

[Tony Lane 🇺🇸 @TonyLaneNV]

A woman hiking in Canada nearly became a grizzly’s next meal and the video circulating right now is genuinely one of the most intense wildlife encounters you will ever watch - her dog is with her, a massive grizzly is right there, and somehow she kept her head together long enough for both of them to walk away breathing.

That is not a small thing. Most people talk tough until nature is standing ten feet in front of them and every instinct in your body is screaming to run, and running is exactly the worst thing you can do.

Grizzlies are built to chase, they top out over 700 pounds and can cover ground faster than any human alive. The people who survive these moments are the ones who override pure fear with pure discipline and this woman did exactly that.

If you hike, camp, or spend any real time in the wilderness - bear spray is not optional, it is the difference between a story you tell and one somebody else tells about you.

Could you have kept your cool?

Hats off to her.

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

A man in Barnstable MA speaking on illegal immigration:

Brings to mind the Quote from Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn:

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of men who wanted to be left alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They do not ask for much. Just to be left alone. But when they are pushed too far, when their families, their homes, their livelihoods, or their way of life is threatened… they become the most dangerous force on earth.”

[Maestro Mateo @mattpsheehan]

@michelles2cool @ROYALMRBADNEWS There’s no way that’s not a dude.

[Chloe @ItsAllPoliticss]

New York primaries EXPLAINED + quick history lesson that will terrify you

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Watch as Australian surfer Mikey Wright rushes into the Hawaiian sea to rescue a struggling swimmer

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

Zero respect for private property, this is getting ridiculous. Clean up your act, Amazon. 🚚💥

Is this acceptable?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Zlatan and Thierry Henry playing keepy-ups during commercial breaks of the World Cup

They still got it.

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

we are a country where our president tries to clean and repair a national monument and half the country insults him and tries to block it

what the ever living fuck is wrong with these people

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“The Deal with Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all!” President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸