m477

jollymaxxing gnome, open to quests and adventures, mitochondrial supremacy, and imbuing intelligence to atoms

[m477 @mattpublic]

You need to be jolly-maxxing. You need to be laughing heartily by the hearth. You need to be indulging in the heartiest feasts, raising your spirits high. You need to be brimming with mirth, dancing in the kitchen, humming tunes of old joys, eyes twinkling with delight.

[factorydoge @factorydoge69]

claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.

[m477 @mattpublic]

@BradCohn Where?

[Wise @trikcode]

No Claude, the project will not take me 2-3 months.

We will finish it today.

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[m477 @mattpublic]

@oasishealthapp Not with Guar Gum

[m477 @mattpublic]

@forestmanjohn @AndyJScott Can you share more info about the type of steel?

[m477 @mattpublic]

@EagleTwoRomeo No permissions

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

Part of it is (I think) because Americans expect food to last in the fridge for weeks.

In Europe, people shop for groceries almost daily. Fridges are smaller. Storage is limited. You buy what you need for the next day or two.

In America, we do a massive weekly haul and expect everything to still be good 10 days later. That expectation changes how food is made. Bread that lasts weeks on a shelf requires preservatives. Dairy that won’t spoil for a month requires stabilizers. Produce that needs to look perfect after a cross country truck ride requires waxes and coatings.

European bread gets moldy in a few days That’s what bread is supposed to do. The entire food system in America is built around bulk buying, long storage, and convenience.

[Atelier Missor @AtelierMissor_]

A very ancient force we are awakening.

[m @skitzocat]

source??? gut feeling

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[Moosa @questmoosa]

Most people take dozens of supplements to lower cortisol & stress but forget to do the basics

This old study from 1989 found out that when healthy human males watched a 60 minute humor-video, they were able to decrease cortisol levels SIGNIFICANTLY when compared to a control group that didn’t watch anything.

Laughing & smiling more is key to lowering excessive cortisol levels!!

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[m477 @mattpublic]

@JDarakd Yes but be wise to an old gnome proverb: if he starts following YOU around the shop, you’ve become the pet.

[m477 @mattpublic]

@JDarakd Shop tip: If you want to catch them, bait a cage with marshmallows

[m477 @mattpublic]

@lyfscraft real

[Ymir @lyfscraft]

Gnomes and other such creatures are very much real, and when man had low serotonin and lived in a state of religious intoxication they were readily seen by him. I have only yet caught glimpses and whispers but I know they are there behind modern zog vaccine serotonin veil.

[m477 @mattpublic]

Old Cantillon the Wise discovered: when new treasure appears, whoever grabs it first gets to shop at yesterday’s prices before the Forest market catches wise. It’s like being first to a secret berry patch - you fill your basket while latecomers pay premium for picked-over fruit.

[m477 @mattpublic]

Every gnome wants to be a boulder-bellied moss-crusher, but no gnome wants to haul no heavy-ass kettle up the rootstairs.

—Ronnie the Cauldron-Lifter