Matt Quartermaine

Comedian, writer, actor and half of the legendary Empty Pockets.

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This is a brilliant read.

[Les Everett @LesEverettFreo]

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@davegraney A favourite band of mine back in the day.

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@davegraney https://t.co/qoZsuWfaNX
Tarzan knew how to deal with Nazis Dave.

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@Brocklesnitch @TreyaPistachios https://t.co/rIcyUCUbMD

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@AndrewGigacz It's a passing fancy Gigs.

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@tonytost I was amazed at Burt Reynolds playing such a selfish narcissist finding redemption and community in prison. Called Mean Machine in Australia the movie was preceded by a short film on American football. The old VHS video wasn't widescreen so the scores didn't show either.

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@Brocklesnitch Sinners.

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@tonytost Shoot the tires out. Great call. Drive-in movie when I saw it and perfect on a double bill.

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@mrtonymartin Great stuff Chaps!

[Stephen Bishop @BishSongs]

Animal House was released 47 years ago today. I wrote and sang the theme song, along with another track in the film called ‘Dream Girl.’ And yes, I’m the guy on the stairs whose guitar gets smashed by John Belushi. I still have the guitar and it’s signed by the entire cast.

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@tonytost Is there a Lone Pine viewing of Ride Lonesome?

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@tonytost That is meta art 👏

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@tonytost Now they spend a fortune on makeup for good looking leading men to look old, bald and fat.

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@davegraney Dutton reminds me of the lonely kid at private school who wanted to start up cadets, because you know he secretly wants to yell spittle into your face.

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@tonytost The little girl with the ice cream still one of the great movie shocks.

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@GlenLeLievre Colour and movement. It's got it all Glenny.

[Ꮆ㇄ə𝓝𝓝 尸ə七ə尺丂 @nightwatchman]

Michael Stipe and Jason Isbell a few hours ago at a Harris Walz rally.

So great.

Gets my vote.

https://t.co/smSZd0bC9e

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The replies are hilarious too.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

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@thefootyalmanac @ironmike @essendonfc You mean West Perth great.

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@GlenLeLievre I liked it even if you can't see it Glenny.