Matt Rawlings

I hate cotton wool. It's too soft.

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

@SamCattee @markvigeant HAHAHAHA What makes this that much better for me, is that was my first line in the show when I was munka 😂😂

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@auntyliam @aidenlufc @crazydrummer1 @Sami_Edris95 Wow that butter looks like it's got some very VERY small footprints

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@NikAarre @auntyliam Hahahaha I wondered who would notice

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@auntyliam
"You'd like it in space Matt" "Why's that Liam?"
"No oxygen"
"Fucking hell, that's dark"
"So is space..." 😂

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

@SamCattee JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN BABY 🇯🇵

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@Rhea_Marie96 I know right!

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As if fb messenger has had a night mode all this time, send someone 🌙 to activate it, you're all welcome ✌

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

On the train playing some smash on the switch and the train attendant comes by, "Any drinks, any drinks, oh shit is that Kirby?! KILL EM, GET SOME YEAH!!" Fist bumps and moves on 😂😂 Highlight of my day

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

@auntyliam Be prepared

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Yeah I'm seriously lacking a dog in my life, might just go borrow one from the park you know 🤙

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

@ConcreteKyle @Mxnning I would jump the solent for you bby ❤😂

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@ConcreteKyle Just another to add to the list aye 😂😂

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

So the other night, I went out with some new people, thought I'd made quite a good first impression, turns out I slept walked into their room, stood at the door in my underwear "sounding stressed", looked around for a few minutes and then went back to bed. Nailed it. 🙃

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What up twitts (get it, as in Twitter people, I know hilarious aren't I) I'm gonna be that person who needs to escape the terrible clutches of socials blah blah blah you all know the drill, I'm loving and leaving ya, peace for now ✌

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

What's a dogs favourite artist? Björk, it's a silent j... 🐶😂😂

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I miss each and every one of ya extra assess 🎓

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

@auntyliam Oh thank god, I'm so relieved you knew it was coming 😍 😭 😍 💍✔

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

As if @rrhiannonkate just made me rent Wizards of Waverly place the movie from amazon, dunno what she's more excited for this or Venice 😂

[Matt Rawlings @mattrawli]

@rrhiannonkate Wrong day, but right time 👍