Matt Reyes

Take your time but hurry up. Native Far West Texan. Views are my own.

[Matt Reyes @mattreyes]

How could you not love Hunter?

He just laid out the Democratic platform better than anyone else could, minus the Cowboys hate. 🐎

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Matt Reyes @mattreyes]

@nickbilton You're pathetic.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

[Matt Reyes @mattreyes]

I gave up watching CNN a while back but this is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. Potato, egg, and cheese is my go to. 💥

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

Texas politics, but make it tacos: James Talarico’s potato, egg and cheese order sparked a full-on online debate. Our panel reacts.
@errollouis
@JeanetteNJ
@MaxRose4NY
#Texas #Politics #talarico #campaign #obama

[Dina Arévalo @PhotogDina]

“Eggs and cheese is not gonna get you any Latino voters.” Said by a panel of non-Texans/non-Latinos who don’t realize that potato, egg & cheese is the QUINTESSENTIAL breakfast taco order in Texas.

I am BEGGING CNN/national media to reach out to local Latino reporters even once.

[Matt Braynard @MattBraynard]

We're so back.

An entrepreneur is restoring Pizza Huts to their former glory.

[Chuck Rocha @ChuckRocha]

Take it from the lifelong Texas Mexican political professional, NOT a bunch of New Yorkers. This is one of the most common breakfast taco orders in the state. We’re not gonna tell you how to make pizza and you don’t tell us how to order tacos. #TexMex

[Austin Police Department @Austin_Police]

SHELTER IN PLACE: Austin Police officers continue to search for suspects located to multiple shootings and have issued a shelter in place in the areas of South Slaughter Ln, East McKinney Falls Pkwy, North Ben White Blvd., and West Escarpment Blvd. Residents in the surrounding area are instructed to stay indoors until further notice.

[Mose Buchele @MoseBuchele]

Fun fact. This is why the basement jazz club there is called The Elephant Room.

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Austin has events that look like this seemingly every week.

Go outside and meet your neighbors.

[POLITICO @politico]

Texas Latinos turned out in massive numbers for Democrats https://t.co/3FS5I1Y0cC

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Think she’s dancing this morning???

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

The Big Bend Wall coverage by @bigbendsentinel has been phenomenal.

No one wants this wall, including the Brewster County Sheriff.

https://t.co/x5tLeNaciG

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I’m going viral in Brazil right now...

Apparently “talarico” is Brazilian slang for “wife-stealer.” 😂

Olá, Brazil! 🇧🇷 I’m just making good public policy here in Texas — I promise I won’t steal your girl.

[Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe]

TALARICO tells me as of 12:08am CT he has yet to speak to @JasmineForUS.

“Any idea how much longer it’ll be?” I asked.

“Your guess is as good as mine,” he said.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TURNS OUT, TRUMP WILL SEND OUR SONS TO WAR

[Pete Muntean @petemuntean]

Important context: the El Paso TFR is not like the 9/11 nationwide airspace shutdown. DC & NY restrictions were created later. A ban on all flights over a U.S. city—including medevac and police helicopters—has no modern precedent.

[David Griscom @DavidGriscom]

As ICE is kidnapping kids off the street - Colin Allred wants us to focus on pressuring Talarico to apologize for gossip he heard from a TikToker that hurt his pride?

Totally self centered