Matthew Root

yikes

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

I spilled hot coffee all over my belly.

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

More than anything, I'm happy to hear someone in the public eye calling this shit for what it is and not pulling punches. NPR is probably preaching to the choir (one would hope), but it all deserves to be said more often by voices that might matter.

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

"Controlling reproductive rights is one of the first steps of authoritarianism" Gloria Steinem might've said this six times on NPR's All Things Considered tonight. She then made direct comparisons to the Nazi regime, Stalin's rein and The People's Republic of China. 👍👍

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

Damn, I haven't had a cigarette in a long time. Today I want one.

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@jeffgerstmann This was one of the first games I purchased for my computer growing up. I have no memory of actually playing it.

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@Granny_Garbanzo I'm pretty sure I'm boring

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

Make disc golf Mario golf. Add lava. Add carnivorous plants

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If dragonflies were giant we'd all be FUCKED

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

This week's This American Life is quite good. They're usually good, but this one hits different.

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@Granny_Garbanzo YES

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

Working from home, on hold, looking at the floor listening to some female vocalists rendition of Unchained Melody. It's been so horribly compressed that I might've screamed it into the sky some 8 days ago.

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

Oh my god, I slept enough.

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

@Granny_Garbanzo I bombed a job interview that I really wanted about a month before I found my current job. I cried. My job now, the interview that came after, is the best job I could have for my career progression and I am learning a shitload. You'll get the right one. Maybe that wasn't it?

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@Granny_Garbanzo Thanks, you too.

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@MOONMOON_OW Thanks, Eddie

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

So, I've finally stopped biting my nails and they're starting to grow back enough to start taking care of them ☺️

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

@Granny_Garbanzo 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

It is Friday. It is 7:50 P.M., you have just been spurred awake by a passing truck. The smell of the Philly cheese you ordered lingers heavily as you look at the wallpaper on your computer. You open chrome and begin watching videos about obscure medical conditions.

[Matthew Root @mattroot]

It is Friday. It is 7:30 P.M., you have just been spurred awake by a passing truck. The smell of the Philly cheese you ordered lingers heavily as youtube continues to auto-play a series of videos about obscure medical conditions. You wake up.