Matt Ross

My moms favorite son and third favorite comedian. IG: MattRossComic

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🚨 Just in: the hottest girl you follow just posted some of the worst content you’ve ever seen.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

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[Dissident Media @DissidentMedia]

Stay clenched fellas.

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@Amer1can_Barbie Thanks for sharing 🙏

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Buc-ee’s has water park energy and no I cannot elaborate

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i know what i saw nigga stop tryna gaslight me

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I’m so large that I wear whatever size t-shirt they shoot out of cannons at sporting events.

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Honestly, Chris Rock fucking up his closing joke live on his highly anticipated Netflix speciall made me feel a lot better about accidentally saying heat seater instead of seat heater the other day in conversation.

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12 years and not one viral tweet. I give up. Elon boost my shit man I need it to feel okay.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

My One Hour Special “A Prison 10” is now available to download or stream @ https://t.co/9E8gIMjP3T #Ahoy #StandUpComedy #beautifuldisaster

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The Cowboys really know how to end a season with a super embarrassing play

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The craziest rap line ever recorded is when @2chainz said Givenchy as if he was sneezing then said “God bless you” to himself.

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Just saw Avatar. 3D movies have come a long way since the last one I saw, Spy Kids 3-D.

[corby @corypeterlane]

Soda water is short for so da water got bubbles in it

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My younger cousin who has never met her before today just asked her whose daughter she was.

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My 60 year old uncle brought his 30 year old stripper girl friend to Christmas let’s gooooo

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My 60 year old uncle brought his 30 year old stripper girl friend to Christmas let’s gooooo

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I’m addicted to using the term “objectively true” and then spouting an opinion.

[toxic king @toxicking]

This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled her flight

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Timothy Charlemagne Tha God

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