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[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

it’s been 4 years but i’m ready to make this public

my first date in college i lied about my age pretended to be 23 when i was 20 and then got my fake ID taken on our date to olive garden

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

If they ever add screenshot notifications to instagram stories they’re gonna make a Netflix doc about me

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

As the prettiest girl in America, I am NOT meant to leave work near 5 pm. And definitely not after!

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

Steffi & I just solved Alzheimer’s but we can’t tell you bc it’s at the expense of a best friend :(

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

when im mad i cross the street without looking

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

My friend Maddie did this at 22 (and at Johnnie’s but similar vibe)

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

My legs have been crossed 95 different ways this whole drive & yes I’m the one driving!

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

I love San Francisco men.

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

My mom just recently found out about Grindr and every time I mention going on a date she says “did you meet him on Grindr?”

Like, girl 🤣 no!

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

my dad put a beer in my lunch on april fools day in 4th grade

[art @mollysoulja]

every instagram follow request feels like a set up

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

Come on man, let it heal

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

What is fedex

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

Maddie was reading me Reddit threads while driving earlier today

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

Steffi if you’re seeing this text me back

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

I’m in love with the British gay traitor Stephen

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

“No babe, I like your string. Keep it in 😍”

[avd @ashtonvdoyle]

Lily - I am SO sorry you are currently in a McDonald’s drive thru line

It will never happen again…

😉