matt!

[matt! @mattryza]

Hey @WeatherTech where are we at on some 2nd & 3rd row mats for a 2025 Expedition Max with bucket seats? These kids are tearing up my carpet.

[matt! @mattryza]

@chevrolet why is this the warning message for a low battery? Given the urgency of this message I took it to @WSChevroletkaty who charges $200 to diagnose if they don’t do the repairs. Now I’m stuck overpaying for a battery. They also told me transmissions don’t throw codes.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

What a truly remarkable run by the Astros from 2017-2024:

- 8 consecutive trips to the postseason
- 2 World Series championships
- 4 American League pennants
- 7 straight trips to the ALCS
- 7 AL West titles
- 99 playoff games
- Countless champagne celebrations

[Jillian Anderson @Jillie_Alexis]

If you don’t want to believe RFK, maybe believe Tylenol..

[matt! @mattryza]

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport do y’all purposely make your phone system infuriatingly impossible to speak to a human on purpose? I just want to talk to a human. No one wants to go through an automated system 😡😡😡😡😡

[matt! @mattryza]

@michaelschwab13 It’s the HTX instead of HOU or HTOWN on the belt loop.

[matt! @mattryza]

@elonmusk The spring one

[matt! @mattryza]

@elonmusk do you want to buy the @astros? We need an owner willing to spend money to stay relevant.

[matt! @mattryza]

I often wonder if anyone else in the gym is listening to @chumbawamba22

[matt! @mattryza]

@michaelschwab13 The Ice Box

[FOX26Houston @FOX26Houston]

Harris County authorities are asking for help locating Brett Detamore, 38, last seen on Wednesday near Bear Creek Park. https://t.co/RMHghW1Lyl

[matt! @mattryza]

@JJWatt 🔥🔥🔥

[matt! @mattryza]

Dear @HoustonTexans -
Let the fans vote on the new staff. I think we’d all be happy with @DRyans59 as HC and @KliffKingsbury at OC.

#texans #HoustonTexans

[matt! @mattryza]

This one’s yours Momma!

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

[matt! @mattryza]

@SethCPayne Easterby?

[matt! @mattryza]

@astros

[matt! @mattryza]

@ATTSportsNetSW @astros @MLB Banning the shift will have the most impact but Rickey Henderson is about to lose some records with limited pickoffs. I hate this rule change.

[matt! @mattryza]

Pain is just weakness leaving the body… I didn’t need that toe anyway 😤

[matt! @mattryza]

My wife says “ew, what are we watching the @astros on?” then my 10yo daughter says “can we change it to the regular channel?”

@blummer27 @JuliaMorales @ATTSportsNetSW @espn