Matt Blanco

I put pineapples on my pizza...I also like travel 😬

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@pinkeyeattacker lift. LIIIIIFFFFTTTTT 💪

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@pinkeyeattacker Haha thanks! 😁

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@pinkeyeattacker I just turned 26...it’s horseshit ☹️

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

I just got to bed and I’m already craving my morning coffee...yes I have a problem. 💀☕️

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

Happy December

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When I start to hear Christmas music in November 😡

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#NewProfilePic

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Mom after watching British programming: “what’s a wanker?”
😂😂😂

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@Duhhnellee @NigelAdashefski People can mock it, maybe giving a small sense of striking back for what happened. Just my insight but I totally get yours 😊

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@Duhhnellee @NigelAdashefski The horrors that took place that night? Of course not but when the internet perpetuates the image like it always does, and main media too,

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@Duhhnellee @NigelAdashefski Yeah, I understand. I’m sure his appearance brings a lot of anger and pain to all those affected by it. Should victims have a reminder of...

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@Duhhnellee @NigelAdashefski Kinda like how we make fun of hilter with memes and such.

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@Duhhnellee @NigelAdashefski Well I share your vigor about him burning in hell, however I don’t think fame is the right word. More of a mockery of his existence...

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@NigelAdashefski Alt-right lizlamist with a thing for pixelated women. I’m sticking with it!

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

When people ask why I don’t have a Fitbit:
“I don’t count steps, I count reps.” 💪

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

I swear, every iOS update is apple finding another little thing to piss me off 😒

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

love the feeling of throwing away the old putrid dish sponge and cracking open a fresh one 😌

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@niceshortsbro "Sorry, you're not eligible for coverage."

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@niceshortsbro Give it to me! I deserve it for no reason!!! 😡

[Matt Blanco @mattsacre91]

@gNat4L Realized incompetence, tried to save face is my guess lol