Matt Salisbury

mailman, sports lover, dreamer

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube That’s in regards to my family coming into town for early Thanksgiving.

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube is pj fleck one of the corniest douchenozzles in the big 10?

Ps Jason I’m not scared of my wife or her family. I have a projector for outside so I was going to bring the 2nd tv outside and have quietness with my brother in law to watch She knows who she married and supports it

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers The tigers just need to be done with skubal. If you actually wanted to be here you would have signed. Stop saying you want to finish the season you dingleberry

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers I understand Kohler and to an extent Holloman saying they would come back but would there be minutes? I mean sure Kohler would but I can’t see Holloman getting any. Also wouldn’t it set back other players?

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers My wife’s family is talking about visiting us ( Moved about a hour south of Raleigh 3 years ago) for an early thanksgiving on November 7th. Look at the college football schedule for that day it’s amazing. MSU mich weekend also. Am I within my rights to take my second tv outside?

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers I know Bryson is kind of a douche but is Rory turning into a bigger one? Jason you may have to explain to Graham the context.

The fact the game ( World Cup) was 1-0 was shocking. It seemed like Spain dominated them

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers Had deviated septum surgery and realized I timed it right with golf seeing how I can’t really sleep. Have you guys “ accidentally” timed something like that?
Also they asked why I was there and I said to get my kardashian on. It killed with the nurses and doctors.

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers I’m getting more worried Langdon just doesn’t have it. Seems like most gms in this town can’t make the big move or ballsy move

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers I tried to watch as much soccer as I could and I kept getting more and more mad at how big of babies they are when they get touched. It’s like someone shot them. Then look it’s a miracle Jesus came down and heeled them in the 10 seconds they were rolling around like Peter griffin

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@C_Robinson247 @msupeach @ShamsCharania Thompson? I still can’t think there isnt a more impactful move coming

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@SpartanHoops_DK They have his bird rights so it doesn’t really effect anything

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@Graham_Couch Comes back to work and just drops straight heaters all week.

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers Have you seen parks and rec? If not if you have time look up robot congressman from there. That is dusty may.
What do you think the big move is for the pistons? I hope not Powell

Ps bloodwork was good enough. I only started worrying since I had kids

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@Graham_Couch @nickkingphoto Love it. Glad you’re back this week. Look forward to the show today

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers I feel like dingler has been tested for peds a ton this year

I have my yearly physical this year and as a hypochondriac I hate getting bloodwork even though I feel perfect. I will sit there and compare all previous numbers and wonder why they change

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube Am I getting carried away with being exited about medlock and Glenn based on the scrimmage video?

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube Regardless if the tigers get on a run before the deadline would you still trade skubal? I still would because you’re not keeping him

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers Josh nailer looks like a blueberry with hair. The ultimate love him if he’s on your team and wanna dick kick him if not

Rube I hope you had a great time this weekend and you hopefully told Scotty you both have been to jail

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@SpartanDawgsEL This

[Matt Salisbury @mattsalis2]

@BillyButler @blashdril Maybe it says something no one stands up for him when he gets blind sided