Matt

live fast and drive faster ENTP

[Matt @mattsalmeto]

Just a reminder as suicide awareness month that my dm’s are always open to people who need a friend. Not just this month but always 🖤

[Matt @mattsalmeto]

Might be a hot take but if they can make it a law that you have to wear a seatbelt, it should also be a law you have to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle. You look dumb as fuck if you dont anyway

[thermo @DionysianAgent]

we went to this park and everybody knew you

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

I'm gonna be honest it looks like he can for real to me

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

[Peter @PeterP_1985]

My daughter is off school for the summer now, and she has always wanted to have an "all nighter" since I told her about my LAN parties of old.

So.......we are going to have our own little LAN party tonight!

Moving her PC into the same room as mine, got a load of snacks and multiplayer games lined up!

I love that I can do stuff like this with her, It's going to be awesome!!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Glacier View, Alaska celebrated the Fourth of July by launching cars off a cliff while blasting "God Bless the U.S.A."

The event is an annual tradition that started in 2005 with tickets now costing $20.

Most years, about 6 vehicles are launched off the cliff however reports say they had about a dozen for this year's celebration.

Vehicles take off from one of two runways: One has a monorail and the other is freewheeling.

Most cars are launched with a piece of wood wedged against the gas pedal.

Epic.

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@TheFigen_ Roxy, a catahoula dog helps to control the seizures that Laker, the golden retriever suffers from.
(jukin media) https://t.co/iecDbiWpcJ

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

Here’s Marine Staff Sergeant Tyler Ziegel marrying his girlfriend whom he met before Iraq. They divorced a year later.

The VA cut his benefits from $4000 to $2700 a month—Ty Ziegel died in 2012 from an overdose of alcohol and morphine.

No “woke” stuff. Just good ol’ Uncle Sam.

[Warcraft Logs @WarcraftLogs]

We asked our boss' kids to name each boss again.. 🤭

Introducing the first boss of Amirdrassil:

🔥 Lavatusk 🔥 (also known as Gnarlroot)

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[Matt @mattsalmeto]

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Khono Chronos @Skoll_Shorties]

More and more I've gotten this feeling from each of the more recent expansions feel somewhat based on previous ones on some level. Especially with Cataclysm and Dragonflight.

So one has to wonder if 11.0 will have more of a MoP theme to it then. ...Please though. 👀

[Matt @mattsalmeto]

I now have an engine in my garage, an engine in my front lawn, and 0 engines in my car

[🚘BrutalCams🎥 @BrutalCamz]

How Is He So Calm 🤨

[Blkferret @blkferret]

@WallStreetSilv Paying taxes over and over again on the same items.
Cars for example.
Everytime a car changes hands the Government taxes the same vehicle.

[Matt @mattsalmeto]

Shredded lettuce doesnt belong on a burger and i’ll die on this hill