Matt Sansone

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@TheOnlyDSC They definitely will stab you at 19, too.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@WIclassic Almost like the large steel boat has been sitting in salt water… 🤔

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@JesseKellyDC That is CLEARLY an Albanian.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@Lichbait @Crazymango_vr @CrazierMango 100% lore accurate.

200% when Alpharius is concerned.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@stutireal @bounceitbb69 Damnit. All these years and I NEVER KNEW that tactical kilt is even an option??

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@coldcallsniper Based on my one glorious year of enrollment, your buddy definitely overperformed the requirements.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@Bellagiotime THE Masterpiece. Put some respect on it.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@Fat_Electrician Could’ve put Jackson’s face on it and called it the new twenty.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@sentdefender Cause of crash: helicopters don’t want to fly and this particular one woke the battle.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@KSBY Will we all have to show up and not mail our ballots? Maybe even show ID to prove we have the right to vote?

That would be great.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@honseolo @MrLeadslinger Anyone who buys this has plenty of boogalo gear. This one is just for the lulz

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@MrLeadslinger In the words of a wise man… “I’m strangely comfortable with it!”

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@MuskConomy @theallinpod @JensenHuang @satyanadella @rookisaacman @Gwynne_Shotwell Shit… I saw the meme and immediately assumed it was Jake Paul.

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@SinaiLawFirm AND… the great state of California has empowered them well beyond the point of comedy. You’re almost better off buying Herpes.

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@BumPismo @KSBY Yeah. He does.

Instead, emergency extensions will be someone else’s problem and he can claim that he was anti-nuc and “pro-environment”. 🙄

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@thewarzonewire I’m sorry … but why … THE FUCK …. is this something in a PRESS RELEASE?!

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@KSBY Have they tried not riding three abreast?

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@Tanner_Monroe15 @AllegedlyDrew Found the Ryobi user!

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@TimSchmeling @CollinRugg If born with (Outie) ≠ Eligible
If born with (Innie) = Eligible

[Matt Sansone @mattsansone]

@AtelierMissor_ This is breathtaking. I’ve been considering a trip to see Starship - but now I think this is the main event.

Bravo!!