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i promise you im not interesting

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@NashtyYeet trying to give me a lap dance but my mexican elements on my lap holding her back

[Groove @NashtyYeet]

#RelationshipGoals When bae moves her burrito so you can sexual @mattsbliss

[Groove @NashtyYeet]

I'm making some pancakes, looks like I'm gonna need to break out the baesquick....

[G @jackgilinsky]

I miss Nash, he's been out of town for so long 😭

[Jake Miller @jakemiller]

Convo with Taxi driver:

Me - "Can I roll down the window?"
Him - "You can do whatever you want"
Me - "Can I have a massage"
Him - "No"

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

“@zestyespinosa: dad just saw me scamper naked from my bathroom to my room great” HAHAHAHAHA OMFG

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@iamKennyHolland YOU CANT JUST TWEET THAT AND THEN EXPECT ME TO BE SANE

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

If I even get through this week I'll be lucky

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@JackJackJohnson @NashtyYeet THIS IS ME OMG I TOLD YOU I PASS OUT WHEN I GET SHOTS

[J @JVCKJ]

I remember one time I was getting a vaccination at the doctors and I hate shots and as I was walking out I fainted face first into a wall.

[Maeven @thatsoomaeven]

Gilinsky the type of nigga to look like the meme guy

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

The fact that @JackJackJohnson is putting his hand in the running ceiling fan 😂😂😂😂

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

Why would you pay money to go see Miley Cyrus? Go to a fucking whore house, it's a lot cheaper and better quality

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

Y'all know how I feel about guys in khakis? Damn

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

There aren't enough football games for my liking

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@OutsideAvon OMFG 😂😂😂😂👌

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@NashtyYeet you keep avoiding the question

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@NashtyYeet girl I'm bring myself and your backpack but I like food so I'm bringing some

[bish whet @mattsbliss]

@NashtyYeet baby pick one 😁