Matt Scherber

I write copy and tweet. Go Sox.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

We may be the worst team of all time but this means something to me.

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Gerrit Cole now has a 6.11 ERA against the Red Sox since he joined the Yankees 💀

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Buddy throwing high and inside to the rose pedal that blocked the tomato’s sunlight.

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

I’m a better gardener than I was a pitcher. The only thing I enjoyed more than working my garden was probably protecting one of my teammates, taking pride in it and doing it right.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

What if it’s minority owner/scratch golfer, LeBron James.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

.@Buster_ESPN on the Red Sox pursuit of a right-handed bat, via @WEEI:

”Today I talked to someone, with another team, that told me that it’s
to the degree that the Red Sox ownership has gotten involved. I have
not confirmed the name of the owner… but an owner, one of the Red Sox
ownership group, is actually calling around and trying to grease the
skids to something to add a right-handed bat.”

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

BREAKIN NEWS: Roman Anthony is throwing it back at capo basement rn

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

No one is ready for landsdowne street to turn into the seaport in the next 5 years.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

I will take lead on bringing positivity to Sox twitter. This team is one winning streak away from putting both pitching and hitting together, look at the current stats and career averages. Be patient, 88 wins this season. Book it. I have been compromised but I own it.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

The last time the Red Sox were 10 games below .500?

September 27th, 2020. The final day of that season, where you ended up getting the 4th overall pick that led to Marcelo Mayer.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Yeah dude, same.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨😮⛳️ #UNSURE — “I'm in that weird space right now, I don't know what to do, either: Content creation or professional golf. I don't know what to do right now.” @BrysonLegion

— Bryson DeChambeau on his future
[@katiemillerpod]

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

The giants found the line. Let the boys hump!

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Where’s the line? I hope this team never finds it.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

It’s late July. The Sox are 50 games below 500. Wally has entered himself into a mental hospital. Roman Anthony is on his 3rd dui on seaport blvd. Wilson contrerous is in jail for assault on a police officer. Guys, it can get much worse than 2-8. Go Sox.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Where’s the line? I hope this team never finds it.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Horniest team in the league.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Put every players projection next to their name plate in the locker room right fucking now.

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

ZiPS projects only one team to not have a single hitter with 20+ home runs in 2026:

The Boston Red Sox

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

@RockByBabies I got the wording wrong, that’s on me. I was too jacked up watching you guys load the bases then shit your pants.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

End of the bat, bloop to right in any other ballpark besides Fenway (look it up)

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

High Volpage ⚡️

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

I honestly feel bad for people who don’t watch baseball. This inning was everything to his game was supposed to be.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

9th inning
Bases loaded
0 out

Strikeout
Fly out
Strikeout

Red Sox lead series 1-0

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Bregman just posted a clip from the town on his story. Put the mortgage on the Sox tonight.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Breaking news: local Southie bro downs a few coors lights and watches the departed after the Sox lose the series to the A’s. He’ll be back folks, just give him some space.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

FYI Layla’s in Southie ain’t a Sox bar I’m the only one banging the bar and yelling profanities

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Called the bah to make sure they have Sox yanks on when the boys arrive. They said of course, wouldn’t miss this one. Red October is coming.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

You’re either in or you’re out right now. Go Sox kid.

[Matt Scherber @mattscherber]

Roman Anthony is about to learn real fast how to drink 14 mic ultras after a game

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

Payton Tolle looks like he’s been in the league for 15 years, can’t wait to see this guy pitch tomorrow