matthew seber

Comedian. Actor. Writer. Teacher.

[matthew seber @mattseb]

Yeah

[LBC @LBC]

"They found the money for Eat Out to Help Out, but they can't find the money for the poorest children in the country"

James O'Brien accuses the Government of hypocrisy on feeding children.

@mrjamesob

[matthew seber @mattseb]

Has anyone asked @JeffBezos for some cash? He might be able to help struggling families during this #pandemic. Jeff? Jeff? JEFF!

[matthew seber @mattseb]

😳 A Tory with a modicum of decency. 👏👏

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Conservative MP Caroline Ansell quits government job after voting for Labour proposal to extend free school meals over holidays https://t.co/aorfy3xnTU

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

I can’t quite believe this response to @MarcusRashford, carelessly using the language of addiction: “It increases dependency”.
Presumably hunger, on the other hand, is character-building.

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@theAliceRoberts @MarcusRashford Well, we did try warning people about The Nasty Party. I bet Ben Bradley sleeps like a fuckin baby at night an all.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

With thanks to @Gerry_Hat_Trick and his friend Bill Brown for the inspiration.

How it started: How it's going:

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Tonight I voted to feed our country's vulnerable and needy children.

The Tories voted to let them go hungry.

I voted for workers facing hardship in areas under lockdown to get 80% of their incomes.

The Tories voted against it.

That's all you need to know.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Time we worked together.

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman Ah, but what did this ‘growth’ entail Ian? Digital, physical or renewable? And THAT’S what I was talking about. PS I love you anyway xx

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman There’s tons of money Ian, they just don’t give it to you.

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman 😂

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman Also, many patients get rejuvenated by nature. I don’t know what uwant Ian ‘growth’? More money? If we ‘grow’ 3% every year for the next 10 yearsthat means we must b2030,consume 30% more than now. Ur never going to consume urway out of‘poverty’. Not wi’out catastrophic results

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman You see growth growth growth. Why?

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman But what are they hauling Ian? Fatter cars? More clothes? Bigger yachts? 1/3 more food than we eat? And for what? What’s the point of living if the thing that you/we live for (or our grandchildren etc...) is destroyed for faster consumption of goods we just...throw away? It’s mad

[matthew seber @mattseb]

@IanJon407 @JulianHoffman This one, in particular, seems like an idea to service the airports and businesses at speed. We have adequate transport systems in this country. I think capitalism relies on endless, sometimes pointless, *consumption, to keep it going. Instead, we should be sharing and reducing *

[matthew seber @mattseb]

Fat Larry’s Band will be reforming and doing a gig on Zoom