matt stott

Accounts maestro by day, Rhythm Guitar/Bass Botherer & Creative Director @simplywedband at night. Tea obsessive. My views only, innit...

[matt stott @mattski007]

@flea333 Do it

[matt stott @mattski007]

@British_Airways is this account monitored this evening and over the weekend? Can’t check in for my flight tomorrow afternoon due to your website / app issues so starting to get a bit nervy

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

1. How and why did the racist riots happen, and what do they tell us about where we might be heading? This thread concerns one part of the answer, the formation of what the historian Arno Meyer called a “crisis stratum” of disillusioned young men. 🧵

[matt stott @mattski007]

@TheOfficialGRB @poeliticaljazz I think I’m in the same boat, but not sure I trust the (admittedly cheap!) lead swab test kit I bought from Amazon. Can either of you recommend a reliable home test kit, or do I need to get a pro in to test it?

[matt stott @mattski007]

New favourite interview response…

[matt stott @mattski007]

You know you’re tired when you give the school bus a round of applause rather than waving it off 🤦‍♂️

[matt stott @mattski007]

What was his defence, nominative determinism?!

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

"It's your kids, Marty. Something has got to be done about your kids"

[matt stott @mattski007]

Times when I remember my wife’s first language isn’t English #3624 - when she shouts out “Hanna, stop doing it doggy style” from the poolside during swimming lessons 😳

[SK Tedeschi @skedeschi]

Here's a little look at German cost of living vs British cost of living, which goes a long way to explain why British people are suffering- despite the UK being ome of the richest countries in the world

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[matt stott @mattski007]

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[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

The moment I fully understood the Met police was completely and utterly beyond repair? That it had to be abolished and start over?

It was when I was arrested alongside Ashok Kumar in 2011. Multiple officers were willing to lie to destroy a young man's life (1/10)

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

THREAD 🧵 You might have missed this; because it hasn’t been scrutinised properly by the media🚨

In December, Rishi Sunak announced on social media that he was creating an ‘NHS recovery taskforce’. He and Health Secretary Steve Barclay held a launch meeting, but when…

[matt stott @mattski007]

The usual ridiculous Friday scramble for gig tickets. @TicketmasterUK @seetickets @gigsandtours all crashed or queuing - see point 2 on this article. If @dicefm can sort this (and sort it so well) why can’t you?? https://t.co/R5koMvGDxu

[matt stott @mattski007]

@thebodycoach @McConaughey @calm Don’t think I’d get beyond the first 5 minutes! Alright, alright, alright….

[matt stott @mattski007]

@ThomasCutter @Tim_Burgess Ooooh, I’d forgotten how tasty that was. Those drums when the guitar line kicks in at 15.12. Cheers for that, I’m off down the rabbit hole 🙌

[matt stott @mattski007]

@askryanair @Ryanair Bueller…. Bueller….

[matt stott @mattski007]

Hi @Ryanair I’ve just boarded flight FR2466. I need a refund on the element of the Priority Boarding fee that is charged for being able to board as a priority, as it was a complete free for all. I’d also like to make a complaint about the lady on the gate 1/2

[matt stott @mattski007]

@askryanair any chance you might respond to the above please?

[matt stott @mattski007]

@ComputacenterUK hi, I’ve been trying to speak to someone to get hold of an invoice, but every time I call I spend over 30 minutes on hold without any answer. How can I speak to someone please??

[matt stott @mattski007]

Gutted I can’t go to #3x No.1 Sunday Times bestseller @jamessmithPT_ sold out show at the Apollo any more. My 2 tickets on sale for face value via @Twickets, get involved. I’ll have to content myself with this bad boy instead

[matt stott @mattski007]

@Jamiegladish01 @TwicketsUK Got to be bots. Never seen anything like it. Alerts come on here just before Twickets app so think this is your best bet - good luck

[matt stott @mattski007]

@gaslightanthem sound man, where’s the bass at Wembley??