Matt Squire

CTO & co-founder at @fuzzylabsai.

I enjoy AI, MLOps, bio-inspired computing, functional programming, linguistics, cycling, and wildlife conservation.

[Dream on a Stick @dreamonastick]

Coffee & Fun collide! Meet KOPI - the multiplayer coffee-brewing game launching on Steam this April. 🎮👫
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[MLOps Community @mlopscommunity]

🤔Can AI agents really rival human ML engineers?

Join our Reading Group tomorrow at 11 AM ET, as we unpack MLE-Bench: Evaluating Machine Learning Agents on Machine Learning Engineering (https://t.co/nwR3fCQt1S)

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

Hi @northernassist, can I just point out that the majority of services on this page are disrupted?

Perhaps it's time to give up this train thing and consider a new line of business?

https://t.co/07cH9xtoeY

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

@northernassist please note that "a short term change to the timetable" is not a reason for a train cancellation, it's a description of what happened, and it isn't helpful.

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

In Mandarin "zebra" is actually stripey horse (斑马) 🦓🦓

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

@NotionHQ "Your browser version is not compatible with Notion"

*switches user agent*

Oh hey, turns out it *is* compatible!

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

Flat tyres are warm because of physics, which is kind of interesting. But also, I have a flat tyre.

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Fairly sure I just got called by an LLM. If they call back, I'll try a prompt injection.

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

"is there a good time to call back?"

"well I'm about to make lunch, so if you could call me back in about 10,000 years that should work for me"

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Playing with the phone scam

"Hi, it's Sarah, I'm calling about your housing problem"

"Ah yes, the black hole in the kitchen"

"Is there any damp, mould, or cracks?"

"Well my main concern is the time dialation. I went to make tea and three years had passed when I got back"

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

According to my dog, the window cleaner represents an immediate grave danger to the household.

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

@AvantiWestCoast can you please explain why the 1224 Milton Keynes to Manchester train was cancelled?

Also: how is anybody supposed to plan their day around train times if you cancel them at will?

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

Headphone poverty is real. Every day people board trains without bringing g headphones, leaving them with no choice but to annoy everyone else.

For £1 a month you can buy a train passenger with absolutely no self awareness pair of headphones.

Donate now.

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"Hey, Twitter here! I thought you might like to know that somebody you don't follow tweeted something you don't care about. And just in case, I sent you the notification twice"

Thanks Twitter.

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

For the first time, spotted a large red damselfly at the pond. That's both an accurate description and the species name, incidentally.

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Oh, sneaky Twitter, switching me to "recommended posts" from "currently following"

[Matt Squire @mattsquiretech]

ChatGPT can transcribe Vietnamese from modern Latin script to Chữ Nôm characters.

Which in turn makes spotting the Chinese cognates somewhat easy.

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Turns out frogs do know how to use the frog ramp to reach the barrel pond

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Newsletter here: https://t.co/khJUYqwxfZ

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DEF CON 2024 was two weeks ago. Unsurprisingly generative AI was a big topic, both as a source of vulnerabilities and a tool for finding vulnerabilities.

In last week's newsletter I discuss the state of cybersecurity in generative AI.