BiggerthanMattsDick

Things that are bigger than Matt's dick.

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His thumb

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A tube of chap stick

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His length of his unibrow

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A shuttlecock

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A triple-A battery

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Speedy González

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A taquito

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A grain of rice

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Voldemort's nose

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A thimble

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First day of school excitement

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A kernel of popcorn

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A ladybug

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A chimichanga

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A chicken nugget

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A Hot Cheeto

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A fruit fly

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A cork

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The snack that smiles back