Matt Gurulé

struggling realtor

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Yes, @john_abbitt and I own a production company together, and yes he really is like this.

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

"It's a bachelor pad bro I don't really take on DIY projects around here" (as living room fan has fallen out of the ceiling) -Craig

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

@jackharlow I would love to be your Realtor for that cottage you plan on purchasing in 2027

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

"And then I got banned indefinitely, but I had proof of concept" -John

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

"I had to slow it down to like 100 because there was an elephant in the road" -Jack

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

"Wait are we going to Roadrunner or the Police Station?" -Jesse

[Gurule Auto Collection @GuruleC]

My first car was a 1995 Jeep Wrangler YJ that I bought for $2,995 and sold for $4,000 after some repairs and modifications. Jeep Wranglers (even older ones) hold their value pretty well, especially if they look cool!

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Situational awareness has left the chat

[Evan Sparks @esparksofficial]

My senior year of HS I made a short horror film called “Don’t Stare” starring my good friend @Rashyshaad . As of today it has been seen one million times on YouTube. What?!?! Crazy.

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Every rapper: "Yellow (insert car) look like Pikachu"

[Lopes Barstool @LopesBarstool]

What people think when you say you go to Grand Canyon University

[Cypert @Cypert_official]

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[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Life is too short to dilute the apple juice.

[Lopes Barstool @LopesBarstool]

Twitter, do your thing #mcflys

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

College is just pretty much one big group project if you think about it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Um @Porsche, this word Turbo does not mean what you think it does

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Friends: I don't think this will end well. Me: When the Penguins in Madagascar 2 decided to use a plane fixed by lemurs to get off the island, they didn't ask if it would land, they asked if it would fly.

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

@john_abbitt So we're not going??

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Whatever happens, you'll always have your family there to support you at the end of the day

[Matt Gurulé @mattster063]

Rt if you agree, like if you don't