John Bender

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@jakehilliard14 Some people just want to watch the world burn...

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

Don't ever pur your hands on female. Ever...

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@GregJones421 For real

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@jakehilliard14 Oh for sure

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@egger_e Says tom from a jail cell

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@egger_e Not trying to bring you down guy. Don't wanna see you go to jail...

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@egger_e If you say so

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@egger_e If that's how you wanna look at it

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@egger_e He never learns

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@boggs_dalton24 Hahaha yes😂 I'm excited to tell the youngsters here in 20 years what a real instrument sounds like hbu?

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@boggs_dalton24 Don't forget the generic rap lyric caption followed by 🔥🔥🔥✔💯💯💸💸💰

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

Being a sloot seems like a sport these days

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

Twitter needs to stop trying so hard. Seriously 57 notifications of what other people are doing?

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

Take your babies no harambe.

[Dirty D @DaltonRichael]

Mom always said, can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning..

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

The bands will make her dance because those bands feed the kids #bars

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

@egger_e fuck yeah

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

I never thought I'd miss being bored untill I started working 40 hours a week, going to school 37 hours week and sleeping/drinking the rest

[John Bender @mattsterling4]

I love when a girl is in 2+ relationships a year and they are always posting shit about how this is the love of there life😂😂 #clueless