Matt Skinner

Just a meat computer vibing on a floating rock

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

Sooner or later, everything buffs out

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

💪 QB1 💪

1 RETWEET = 2 VOTES

#ProBowlVote + Matthew Stafford

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer.

The country has never once shut down.

Not a single school has closed.

And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

@bosman_erin15 @ping_pong_man_ I didn’t know lighting a couch on fire in the streets shows class…

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

“Go big and go home” -@eli_g_56

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I am so sick of getting screwed over

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

When @eli_g_56 and I have a more entertaining boxing match than Floyd and Logan Paul

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I finally downloaded robinhood. Time to become Jordan Belfort

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

Remembering you have leftovers in the fridge when you’re hungry is the best feeling ever

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I’m still getting got from things posted yesterday that I’m just seeing! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!🤡

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I 10000% despise April fools. I’ve been got way too many times today and I’ve HAD IT

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I’m not crying, you’re crying...

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

"Thank you, not goodbye"

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

To quote @KingJames “I have zero energy and zero motivation” for anything school related right now

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

@hiimannika2 Wrong

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

Still devastated, but I really want Stafford to got to LA and get his hardware

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Lions trading Matthew Stafford to the Rams for Jared Goff, two first round picks, and a third round pick. (via @RapSheet)

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Skip Bayless told me LeBron James was terrible in the 4th Quarter. They're going to ban Skip from Twitter if he keeps tweeting out misleading statements that Kevin Durant is the best player in the NBA. They banned the last guy permanently 👀 https://t.co/8gSVia8WIt

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I am absolutely devastated😞

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Sources: The #Lions and Matthew Stafford have mutually agreed to part ways this offseason and the team will begin exploring trade options in the coming weeks for their star QB.

https://t.co/zT00sOGb8Q

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

@eli_g_56 You don’t need to get back in bed if you never get out of it for class🧠

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

I can never imagine trump doing anything like this 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Matt Skinner @mattstermind99]

@eli_g_56 👀👀👀