matt,,

this is where i go to scream | @mattthebrand alt

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“Do you wanna be my valentine”

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Love to be back in my gay bubble

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@magglesmcvey The way that I saved that image to my camera roll because of this tweet like 10 mins ago………

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Ridiculously easy city to photograph

[kartik @notsothicccc]

post the best picture you took this year

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My normally well calibrated gaydar is no match for the European Man

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Hey girl, heard you’ve been waiting for me..

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Love 2 visit the fam!

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She’s walking briskly

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Not to be shady on a monday but this man trying to figure out how she managed to be pitchy with heavy autotune is sending me??????

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@magglesmcvey A billion dollars in cash

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One like and I will delete all my dating apps

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When you’re driving around singing in the car with your friend but they’re on aux so none of the songs are in your key.. 😒

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Do you wanna go to Kiki later

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

nightseeing the capital

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No like I relate to her idk how to explain it but I know if you put me on a stage in front of 50,000 ppl I’d act exactly like this

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The lowkey tore tho bc don’t eat don’t sleep just do it on repeat keep….

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Put on spotifys “chill morning mix” on my drive to work and the first song that came up was 365……. ..

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@magglesmcvey Oh for sureee. We hit it with shovels first

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Idk

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Friend said he’s going to church

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The tingle of delight when chat gpt says “great question!”