Matt Stone

Gettin' it since 1991

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel remains undefeated.

[Prachi @prachii_615]

I dont want to date , i just want to magically be in a long term relationship with someone emotionally secure and cute

[leon akgae @sileonthill]

barbenheimer for people on zoloft

[Louie @DJLouieXIV]

Gay people can be so powerful when we just focus

[dan @cig_influencer]

cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest

[Matt Stone @MattTheStone]

@DisneyDLV I know it’s been days since you posted this, but I would love the option to gift villagers multiple items at once, or even multiples of the same item to help level up friendship faster!

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

I am so down with this y'all. They've literally poisoned and destroyed our world. Time to put them behind bars

[➳❥ @VintageVault8]

There are only 15 Palestinians competing in the Olympics this year because “israel” murdered 342 professional Palestinian athletes in the past 10 months…

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Carter Christensen @CarterChristens]

Future generations will study how media outlets called on Biden to drop out following a terrible debate performance, but not on Trump after being found guilty of 34 felony counts. A complete and utter failure of our media and our country.

[tré easton @treeaston]

While you were talking about the debate, the Supreme Court decided that federal judges, and not scientists or experts, should decide if carbon emissions are actually all that bad.

[abigail FLICKERMAN @catchingodesta]

this is how the debate is looking rn

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING :

The UN confirms that the events did not start on October 7th.

“October 7th did not occur in a vacuum; it was preceded by decades of violence, dispossession, unlawful occupation, and the denial of Palestinian self-determination.”

[kaz Y/DSA @lqvekanthony]

sorry but personal opinion here: 2 years to make 8 episodes is WILD. SUE ME.

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

ARE Y’ALL NOT HEARING THIS?? ARE YOU NOT ENRAGED??? THEY INFILTRATED THE REFUGEE CAMP IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!! IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!!!!!!

[virgin loser @stonershelb]

In 2024 you get to see a video of a beheaded baby on your break & then return to work where you don’t make a living wage where your taxes go to the beheading of babies

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING : Israeli forces started
shooting indiscriminately at Palestinian civilians on their way to school and work in the occupied West Bank.

A teacher, a surgeon and two children were all killed.

This is not “victim” behavior.

This is terrorism.

[humanityfirst @humanityfirst53]

How can any HUMAN watch this and not go crazy and demand cease of all hostilities NOW???? Unless they’re not human

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

Every American needs to read the first two sentences.