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Love island gets boring at this point, no drama 😡

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Mr Blobby for prime minister 2k22

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@emmay0rk What about ecstasy

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@emmay0rk @willc @LilahSturges I remember flying over you though!

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@sweetcoynes @NeckDeepUK @ben_barlyo Hahaha, maybe one day 😂

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Cockblocked by the cat again

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@emmay0rk I stand by what I said, fuck the Sarah Jane adventures

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Fuck the Sarah Jane adventures

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Whenever someone says theyr’re getting a nose job I always picture a blow job done up a nostril I can’t help it

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MY DOORDASHER UPLOADED THIS PICTURE AS PROOF OF DELIVERY

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Flat sparkling water isn’t a vibe

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Big brother is pretty much psychological squid game

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Dentists hate me

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Don’t brush your teeth straight after eating ass bc ur enamel is weakened

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, everything is a scam

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If being uncool was cool id be pretty coooool

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@emmay0rk Please do

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@emmay0rk shit on her #dominospizza