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[Keming (Alex) Gao @toppugou]

blowjob tutorial diagram

[b @hijadlalagrim4]

estamos en septiembre el año está perdido ya no vas a poder arreglar nada dedícate al alcoholismo

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

My dad intentionally starts watching YouTube Video Essays, then a few minutes into them loudly says WHO CARES? and closes out of them

[John Beef Wellingoon 🔺🇮🇹 @jbeefwellingon]

It seems my ex wife has child custodymogged me due to my
neglectmaxxing

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[toby @petloaches]

Ur literally cuteslop bro. Ur adorablebait

[twinkerbell @Coma_Toes_]

But when a mouse is 5 Inches suddenly it’s “huge”

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[. @finished004]

Winter arc day 1 summary:

Skipped gym
11 minutes studied
688 steps
3700 calories consumed
1869 reels scrolled
15hr screen time

[jason @jm0ney666]

i dont know how many more "model is 6'2" wearing a size M" i have left in me

[Rubyy 🪽 @pinkiehairangel]

whatever happened caloristically in August cannot happen in September

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[gabe @allgarbled]

In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan

[may ☀️ | #K1M1 🇮🇹 @12kissco]

got tears in my eyes

[Nail (in SF 9/14 - 9/18) @NailYourShoes]

buddy dated an amputee one time, which is fine. you can do that. but then after they broke up he started dating another amputee