I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
@EllieGabalus Romeo and Juliet. Sources are telling me McConnell laid one last tender kiss on Lindsey’s cheek and whispered tenderly in his ear “goodnight my sweet goy”. So sad, they were fucking children.
@simplifiedseth Lindsey Graham showed me “how it’s done” in the bathroom of the Dirksen office on a hot summer night in 2008. I’ve never forgotten his power……
@uncledoomer Probably gooning. That little pouch they have must be so warm and cozy and make gooning in the snow comfortable. Kinda like my ex wife’s gooch. Thing was a forest but man was it cozy down there
@TheIACRL I can’t believe Zohran would do this to us. I’m so proud of my heritage that I named my cat Ginzo. He even has 1 brain cell and smells like cheese just like the rest of us. And now this “guy” wants to erase us? What’s next? He bans pizza? Pasta? We need to stick together NOW
@teslaownersSV@elonmusk@mayemusk Someone please take his poor, sweet mother out of her misery. I’d be such a good hubby to her. I bet it’s still snug as a glove and pink as a rose
@benjohansen3 You think some purple haired, lip piercing, they/them is going to sell a book about GOD? GTFO. They’re purposely sabotaging our VP and you know it.
THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING AMERICA. Being Italian is a mental disability,,here's a hint: I COULD HAVE TOLD YOUTHAT FOR FREE. ! It is high time we kick EVERY last WOP, GUINEA, AND DAGO back to the wastes of Sicily where they belong