Cat

[Cat @matttothecat]

England could’ve had Semenyo and Olise on either wing this World Cup.

[Fred Elliot's Superior Butchers @FredsButchers]

In future years we will cherish the British ability to give superb nicknames as our most influential soft power:

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Should have had Roy Keane on a live stream watching this

Box Office

[Cat @matttothecat]

Watching this World Cup draw is the strangest experience of my life

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

“If you do this, Rachel, you’ll destroy the economy.”

“Ugh, typical man, trying to tell me how to do my job.”

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

“Skinny jeans, flare jeans, skinny jeans, flare jeans!”

[Oliver Johnson @BristOliver]

Important to understand that "the American fans had been drinking all day" means consuming an amount of alcohol that the average darts fan would manage on the train between Kings Cross and Alexandra Palace

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

How does Justin Rose even swing a golf club when he's got balls the size of space hoppers?

[Central @WestHam_Central]

You're welcome.

[Alex @AO1865]

“We also told Gary Neville he’s still not welcome here”

[Cat @matttothecat]

The greatest British sportsman of this century. Sir Ben Stokes.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Test hundred number 1️⃣4️⃣ for Ben Stokes 🔥

Five wickets in the first innings and now a century in the second.

Captain fantastic 👏

[Cat @matttothecat]

@Joel_SCFC Next year 🤞🏼

[Just Bizarre Tactics @JBTFooty]

🚨 | Mikel Arteta rejected the chance to sign Désiré Doué last season for £30m, telling Arsenal’s board: "We already have Martinelli."

(via @Fabrizio_Romano)

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

“Nicolas Jackson’s through on goal!”

[Cat @matttothecat]

Morning officer

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Good that these two piles of shite are separated at HT by an handball own goal.

[Chairman Lmao @BenTheTim]

The chairman offering him the job:

[Cat @matttothecat]

@joehaydon95 @_DeclanRice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no problem Deccers

[Cat @matttothecat]

Two of the best free kicks I’ve ever seen there @_DeclanRice 👏🏼