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[Matt @matttsimons]

@mbatshuayi

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a guy at work asked if i bought “the elon musk ipo thing” and i said no and he looked at me like im retarded. he doesnt know that hes the coworker with coworker opinions doing coworker things in this scenario

[/+/ @Sxne19iv2]

Poch press machine with 5 minute cooling breaks

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Police have shared more details about how they believe the Belfast attempted beheading suspect entered the UK

- He travelled from Sudan to Paris and later flew from Paris to Dublin on an unknown date

- He then travelled by bus from Dublin to Belfast on 10 February 2023 and claimed asylum on this day

- He was then granted leave to remain in the UK on 28 September 2023

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

In his final moments, Henry Nowak told police officers nine times “I can’t breathe” and four times that he had been stabbed.

In response police officer dragged him across the gravel, handcuffed and read him his rights.

It was the last thing Henry heard before he died.

[DaltCFC @DaltCFC]

He truly was ahead of the curve

[JT @jiratickets]

Got ratio’d by my boomer coworker with a gif from The Office in the company group chat

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Martin Scorsese spent nearly 30 years bringing Silence (2016) to life. A meditative, haunting masterpiece, it traces two priests in Japan confronting faith, doubt, and the unbearable weight of silence.

[#freewoltemade @chazza_nufc]

nice to see gordon has reacted well to isaks story

[googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date @irishloubega]

sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cements as an all-time Imbecile Anthem

[Didier Drogba @didierdrogba]

We are WORLD CHAMPIONS @ChelseaFC

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Liverpool footballer Diogo Jota has died in a car crash

https://t.co/TC2ROCL7wW

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Ye & Kid Cudi dropped their collab album 'Kids See Ghosts' 7 years ago today 👻

Favorite tracks?

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

I like how this film somehow resonated as prestige cinema for coworkers.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

EUROPEAN WINNERS!!! 🏆