Matt Tubridy

Fordham | craic

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

FORDHAM (+460 ML) UPSETS SETON HALL AT THE BUZZER

[drew glock 🔫 @JawdinSpieth]

In a fantasy league with some college buddies where the 3rd place prize is a jersey of someone from your squad. The 4th place team gets to pick who, and 8th place buys it. This is what they got me:

[queef Wellington @Mike_Mcgui]

Surf’s Up (2007) is not currently available on any streaming platforms and I think this is crime against nature. What is being done to fix this??? @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris @Pontifex

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Pumped to see Brittney Mahomes and Taylor Swift chat politics during prime time games this season! #debate2024

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O/U 2.5 years til a Barstool company competition causes a heart attack? @Return_Of_RB (not saying you, just asking opinion)

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work

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@elonmusk @finkd maybe we could get one billionaire talking to another… it can’t be just me whose instagram comments for whatever reason will not load.

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@heatdaddy69420 They tried warning us about global warming

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Me after my 4th last call in a week:

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Throw it in the Louvre

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@mullin_terence @TjMahoney6 I know, Pitino is shaking in his boots already

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👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 My Twitter Family:
👫 Parents: @FordhamStool @TjMahoney6
👰 Spouse: @mullin_terence
👶 Children: @Mike_Mcgui @tjr_47

➡️ https://t.co/Jg8S4gtcp0

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Lucas getting a third date seems to be the same odds as Jerry getting a nine dart finish on stream @Jerrythekid21

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I can’t believe I wake up every day looking like this and women just throw 5 pounds of makeup on and all of a sudden it’s a million likes #easymode

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I could never be a functioning Uber driver. Every trip I’d try to set a new personal best and beat the GPS eta.

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Imagine I looked back in anger…

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There’s something in the air. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it feels like I’m seven years old again and Santa is coming tomorrow. Oh wait. It’s almost time for madness 😤🏀 (p.s. thanks UVA for proving a point to everyone with a brain)

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Ran out of bread and cheese. Can’t make em at night

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@BurnerWjp boutta board a flight from Madrid to Dublin. Say a prayer for a fellas liver