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[matty j @matttuck2010]

I want a relationship based around naps, food, and dumb jokes

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

“We bullied Cracker Barrel into changing the logo back”

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

I fucking DARE my wife to ask me to do some dumb shit on November 1st.

[KJ 🍢 @SeminoleKJ]

Caught this at the pond in my neighborhood. Can anybody tell me what kind of fish this is?

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

If I pay $2500 they better let me sub in

[ivan @yungic_]

he’s begging me

[Samuel “The Don of Swag” Peterman @DonOfSwag]

God this fucking baby is hilarious

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Elmstone Quilted Barbour @ShayneQuilted]

#rainstorm

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

Today is going to be a movie.

[jame @kloogans]

making friends is fucking impossible

[Brendan Cobbina @iamcobbina]

?

[Charles Windsor IV @buttercuts_]

You’ve got to be kidding me. No way that’s my bartender

[Four Loko @fourloko]

you kno you can

[𝕯𝖊𝖟𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗★ @Dez_Mfd]

Me joining the Gorilla after i backdoor The 98th & 99th Nigga

[Trayveon “Hammer” Treadwell @BiggestBro_]

No the dark green ones. To the left, to the left. Down one. Yeah two of those thanks boss

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Anthony Edwards gets everyone pregnant and I’m like smh. Then he dunks on someone like that and I think “yea there should be more of him”