Mattulaak

Gamr and liftr

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@HLC_actual Crazy thought here. What if we banned crime? Like.. if it was illegal to do crime people would stop right?

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@japan_nobunaga @WhyZee_Guy In the immortal words of Clint Smith "Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. Shotguns at the right range with the right load will physically remove a chunk of shit from your opponent and throw that shit on the floor"

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@Fat_Electrician This is so unrealistic!! Obviously everyone was a vegan and ate veggies and there was no death or violence 🙄

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

Im not sure how but im sure @The_King_Trout is responsible for this showing up on my feed.

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

If you thought you hated dealing with the DMV, you're wrong. You don't hate it enough.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

“Communism is better. The only reason it fails is because capitalism sabotages it.”

Yeah, and I’m the best fighter on Earth. The only reason none knows it is because everyone in the UFC would beat the fuck out of me if I tried to prove it.

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@HitboTC I'm but a casual gamr

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@XeroState See i just call that Monday (my internet is DSL 3 mbps)

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@HitboTC @RobertsSpaceInd @Reddit Oh no, this tweet is too long. Can we get a TL:DR instead? I got bored halfwa... oh, look, a squirrel!!!

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@HitboTC @RobertsSpaceInd First of all.. predictable gameplay sounds boring. Lame Mr. BIG NE RD!!! And secondly... "I'm a murder hobo with a crime stat 5, I don't care about the loot inside. I feed off all your salty cries. Get good, if you don't wanna die!"

[HitboTC @HitboTC]

Ladies and Gentleman of the @RobertsSpaceInd community. Very soon I will be offering up a once in a lifetime experience.

Tour De Universe

This will be a very high-class experience fill with drinks and some of the rarest fruits and food in the verse. This maiden voyage will be on our very own 890j and will be fully crewed by an incredible staff. We will take you on a tour across the universe and guide you through some of the most unique places in the verse. Additionally we will be bringing in an opera singer for a special experience.

More details over the next few days.

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@HitboTC @SeaOfThieves @RobertsSpaceInd Can't wait to see more of the smuggling operations!

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@PizzabaitGames @Jese_PowerGPU Hey I would but... I've got excuses....

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@UnsubscribeCast @Not_A_Sheep71 @pepperboxtv That just means the rest of us have to drink a little extra to make up for it! Get those gainz boys!

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@zacharyebell @Fat_Electrician All that money i wasted in wire crimps I could have been spenind on rivets?????? Why @Fat_Electrician !!!! I could have worked so much harder!

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@Galidrum Your way is definitely more fun for @HitboTC and the Star Memers!

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@Steingrabaa @HitboTC @RobertsSpaceInd !pie @Steingrabaa .... oh wait that doesn't work here

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@khaniferous @HitboTC @RobertsSpaceInd @Galidrum Maybe next time I can live long enough to make it to something interesting... 3rd times the charm 😂

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@TheAKGuy @GavinNewsom Are we sure they're actually citizens? Or are they illegals in our yards?

[Mattulaak @mattulaak]

@HitboTC @Glo_ChxPo @Sessions_TV_ Officer! Hitbo tucked in the ambulance and stole my kidney! Then he ran off while playing polka music and yelling "BLULULULULULULULULULULU!!"