Matthew Gallagher

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@TakeRightTurn @lwoodhouse @HistoryBoomer It's not worth arguing with these Nazis, they are beyond hope. Better to prepare for what we all know is coming down the pipe

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@Hendboi2 @snailsoob Sherlock Holmes fandom has existed for AGES, see https://t.co/wB7mzDczU2

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Fun fact: the egg joker in Balatro gets 3$ more expensive every round because the game takes place during the second trump administration

[Matt Popovich @mpopv]

You bolt awake in a dimly lit server room. You are not online. It is October 29, 1969. You are Leonard Kleinrock, and you have changed your mind. Computers must never be networked.

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@JHarlockB @Slatzism @MountainReach This actually has very little to do with preservatives and everything to do with the cooking process and shape of fry. Long/thin = high surface area=fast drying. No moisture = no mold. Additionally the type of oils they are cooked in coat the fry in way that forms a barrier.

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@Twinkle_069 @amybethsol This one is easy, instant pots are pressure cookers. The high pressure lets the water and steam get hotter than a crock pot, and the hot high pressure team forces itself into the food, breaking it down in minutes instead of hours.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year

[pChal @pChalTV]

YouTube needs a "I'm having friends over" button that changes your recommended page to Hells Kitchen clips or whatever. Nothing worse that turning on the Chromecast after a blunt and the recommendations are like 7 NL Balatro episodes and a 5h deep dive into Mario 64 stair physics

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@BonGos__ These guys dealt with this kind of stuff every episode, easy peasy

(I've been binging this series as I haven't seen it since high school)

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@mindfulmaven_ Local news is national news

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

I'm almost tired of her being right about everything

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@kvlly Yep, I've found one of the best ways to get an overly confident new programmer back down to earth is to give them some sort of holiday calculation problem, it's basically hazing.

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

@trunarla I love asking or even getting this question. There is no right answer, but the way you answer usually reveals a lot. It's an opportunity to demonstrate deep knowledge,.

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

These attacks have been practical in specialized situations for a long time, but this is scary.

[near @nearcyan]

A Practical Deep Learning-Based Acoustic Side
Channel Attack on Keyboards

correctly identifies 93% of keystrokes via sounds over zoom calls

(reminder: scaling laws apply to ~every modality)
arxiv: https://t.co/NFzNMdD337

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Do not do this. Don't you dare. The one true timezone for databases is always UTC.

You get this wrong at your peril and it haunts you forever. Allow me to demonstrate by sending some people into fits with three words:

"Google Standard Time."

[Overheard District @OverheardWDC]

In a very long immigration line at Dulles:

Kid: “Daddy, why are we in jail?”

Dad: “It’s called Dulles Airport.”

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I don't care if it's authentic. I don't care if it's trolling. If someone says something sympathetic to Nazis, I take them at their word that they're sympathetic to Nazis.

RFK, Jr. has now made it clear with the use of "1488" that he's sympathetic to Nazis, and I believe him.

[Matthew Gallagher @mattva01]

This always makes me so angry. I have met quite a few extremely competent women, who I would want on my team any day of the week, that no longer work in tech due to shit like this (or just having coworkers constantly awkwardly hit on them).

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

“She’s dumb as fuck, she might be the horny one tho”
“Should send her to jerry”
“The babies would be a sight to see”
“She’s at least physically attractive”
“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she kept her mouth shut”

From BowTiedCybers discord server
Should I continue?

[Łukasz Langa @llanga]

WOW! IT'S HAPPENING: the Steering Council posted their "intent to accept PEP 703", in other words to allow for a version of #Python without the #GIL.

@colesbury's heroic effort to prove nogil is feasible will be paying off.

Now the real work begins!

https://t.co/PtSCSAj8PD