Matt Viskovich

A wise warrior is strong, and a man of knowledge makes his strength stronger

[Erik Karlsson @ErikKarlsson65]

Sunglass season when sixes turns into eights. ^^

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

4 out of 5 Canadians are like "screw it, I'm wearing shorts"

[Fairfield Stags Puck @StagsHockey]

@Buccigross how about some love for Fairfield hockey beating the #1 seed for the Emperor's Cup! #cawlidgehawkey

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

If two Canadians are in a foreign country, there is a 100% chance they'll meet

[Matt Viskovich @mattviskovich04]

@AJViskovich I do that in my sleep

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

89% of Canadians will YouTube the commercials tomorrow anyway

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Kramer meets Peyton Manning before the game and convinces him to stop saying Omaha. K: "Change it up! What's the worst that could happen?"

[Fairfield Stags Puck @StagsHockey]

Goalie Brian O'Loughlin and defenseman Matt Viskovich & Brendan O'Malley vs SUNY Maritime on 1/25/2014

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

9 out of 10 Canadian dentists do not recommend removing your gloves with your teeth

[Bill Gluckman @Yussbuster]

I feel like Tom Brady does after every AFC championship game @wordswithruss @Andrew_Benz91 @Will_Holl @ShhirleyBird @mattviskovich04

[Matt Viskovich @mattviskovich04]

Today is a sad, sad day for Canada

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: Due to a large amount of pizza orders at Papa Johns, Peyton may be called into work and may miss today's game against the Patriots

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

0% of Canadians think "bonspiel" is a weird word

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

98% of Canadians are pretending they don't know who Justin Bieber is

[Matt Viskovich @mattviskovich04]

@cartyanimal mermaids have more fun

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Once released from raccoon prison, 85% of Canadian raccoons will reoffend

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

63% of Canadians would refer to an American "blizzard" as "light snow"

[Matt Viskovich @mattviskovich04]

@allisoncogs it's the only way I can bridge the 6 hour gap that's between us

[Matt Viskovich @mattviskovich04]

@lizsauvigne because he sucks and plays for the isles. Pretty simple logic actually

[Matt Viskovich @mattviskovich04]

SOS holy shit