Dave Chappell Roan

Palestine libre

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Nationalize Amazon

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

@DirtyDanTaxMan @TPoulson50 @CurtisPashelka Grier said months as reported by max miller

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Tracey has never seen a SA allegation he doesn’t want to dispute

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

The woman accusing Platner of rape says she was in a "situationship" with him, that she's had to "recall" memories she previously tried to forget ("recovered memory" red flag), that she "complied" with the alleged rape, and that she chose to sleep in bed with her rapist. OK then

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Today, I feel corrupt. Today, I feel like I should take a call from the US President to overturn a correct red card.

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

It’s so clear and obvious that Vance doesn’t have that trump gas and magic

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

The “butcher” and “Cuti” Romero has to be the worst center back pairing going

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

@Sheng_Peng He needs to turn the stove off

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

@BrilliantOranje Disastrous day for Mike Grier

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

D- day for Mike Grier. The only thing keeping it from an F is that he reached the cap floor. First time I’ve had my confidence in GMMG shaken. Brutal

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Commercials for the hydration breaks is fucking criminal

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Shoutout to the MTA this morning for just announcing the wrong stations on an uptown A train, .75 miles more East than the actual line the train was on

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Immense progress has been made

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

Famous last words but if Timber can do 90 min he can neutralize Kvara. Mosquera starting is a problem

[Ryan 🦈🏒 @Kneckt]

Throwback to when Macklin Celebrini was severely underrated and undervalued as a draft pick 😭😂😂 oh boy.

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

@grigssy One blocked shit too, poor guy

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

This is a big blow for the Leafs next game in…September

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

You’ll never sing that

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: U.S. Central Command says Milestone reached, 100 ships have been redirected during the Iran Maritime Blockade.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

@hyruliangoat @ettingermentum It’s very anti-American generally to want to learn about other cultures, as Ji says he wants to do in the last line in excerpt

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

I fear I have become a speech to text guy and I’m ashamed. Texts, emails, tweets the fucking search bar on the App Store, I have no need for thumbs any longer

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

“The spiderman is going to eat you tonight”

[Dave Chappell Roan @mattw_9]

How are The Cure going to put together the most magical collection of instruments over a beat and then come up with the dumbest lyrics you’ve ever heard