Matt Waring

Writer | @arc_mag Editor | Music Anorak | Evertonian | NY Giants Tolerator | Film Watcher | Food Eater | Beer Drinker | Average Guitarist

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So every Super Bowl ad this year is either for AI, or made using AI. Cool.

That Dunkin Donuts one was the stuff of nightmares. Yikes.

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@elpivoteftbl “Evertonians” and “patient” are not too words that generally go together.

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The Everton 2025/26 Experience:

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@Stylo_____ I love it, but it does also always make me miss Goodison.

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Sean Dyche booting off about the exact kind of behaviour that he encourages in his players and said incident (or his dogshit team) doesn’t even get a mention on motd. Have that you big, daft, worm eating scotch egg of a man.

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@I_amMukhtar Man must have walked past about 500 “Christmas at Tesco” signs before finding these. Thick as pig shit.

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I can also say, with absolute certainty, that they’ll win a couple of bullshit, pointless games in December to finish 5-12 and fuck their draft position too.

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This season has already been way too long for me to think the Giants have any chance of winning this game.

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Amazing how you can watch a team with a lead of +10 points in the 4th quarter and still be 100% certain they’re going to lose.

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

the 2025 Giants if NFL games were only 3 quarters

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This is what Big E was talking about. #bumpthatmeat

[OVP - Retro Wrestling Podcast @ovppodcast]

11/6/94:

Big (literally) match here on Action Zone as Yokozuna takes on Mabel!

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I mean, I love Eli but there’s absolutely no way.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

The Top 10 QBs of all time according to ChatGPT.

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Hey @Everton, do us a favour at half time and introduce Mykolenko and Jack Grealish to each other. End of October and they still play like they’ve never even met.

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@DanHanzus One of these days, it would be nice if the Giants could actually win one of these.

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@CharlieBarnicle It either shows how poor we’ve been or how he was actually not as bad as half the da’s in the park end would have you believe.

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@Zashy120

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@EllBretland Always passes the ball behind Grealish as well so he has to hold his run and slow the pace down.
I said to me dad at the match that the two of them need a night out together as they have no chemistry at all at the moment.

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@HLTCO At the time, I thought it was more for an accumulation of fouls than that one in particular, but watching it back, it’s a great tackle and not even a foul. Standard of officiating has become so low that it’s basically a non-contact sport these days.

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Of course I get home from the game, buzzing with the result, turn on the tv and find the New York Football Giants shitting their pants against the goddamn Saints. One of the scant few games on their schedule they should probably be winning. Nice one, thanks lads.