Matt Webb

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[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

oh you like Declan Rice's corners now?

[Matt Webb @MattWebblol]

That delivery is something else 👏

[Matt Webb @MattWebblol]

Rice is literally in the background doing the same if not worse 🤣

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Enzo Maresca’s dismissal was the fifth time a Premier League manager has been sacked after winning two trophies the previous season.

The other four sackings were Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelotti, Roberto de Matteo and Jose Mourinho.

The clubs doing the sacking were Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea…and Chelsea.

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

"Talks between Strasbourg and Chelsea"

[CFC Central @CFCCentral3]

11 errors leading to goals this season. 6 of those by our goalkeepers – the same number conceded by our whole squad in the entirety of last season.

[Matt Webb @MattWebblol]

@CFCPys @Matt_Law_DT @BenWebb159 😭

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

did he actually sing this?!?!

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Doubt it. Arteta prefers Havertz in that role.

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

🏆 WE DID IT! CONSTRUCTORS’ CHAMPIONS! 🏆

To everyone at McLaren and every single fan out there: this one’s for you. 🧡

We dreamt it. We built it. We WON it. LET’S GO! 🥳🔥

#ThisTeam

[E @epcm22]

on my way

[z 🇬🇧🇮🇱 @afc_zar]

St Thomas’ Hospital vs Great Ormond St (A) in the last minute to secure top 4

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

BREAKING:🚨 Ole Gunner Solskjaer set for spectacular return to Manchester United as interim manager.

https://t.co/vUbYXxTIZu

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Why energy prices will RISE tomorrow even though wholesale rates have dropped over the last month...

Our energy market is perverse.

Tomorrow 1 Oct the energy Price Cap, which dictates the rate 8 in 10 Eng, Wales, Scot homes pay, rises by 10% - meaning bills do to. Yet wholesale rates, those energy firms buy at, have dropped in recent weeks (tho up slightly in last few days) evidenced by the fact the switchable deals being offered have got cheaper.

The reason for the disjoin is that the Price Cap mechanism is time-lagged. Each Cap is fixed for three months, the new 1 Oct to 31 Dec cap is based on mid-May to mid August's wholesale rates, and they peaked in August.

You'll need to wait until January for the recent falls to be factored in, which is why the Cap is predicted to drop, slightly then (a few weeks ago it was though it'd rise). It's only slightly because its an averaging over time while current switchable deals can take advantage of short term dips.

So on a practical note if you act (do a comparison - MSE energy club is whole of market) you can take advantage of lower rates, if not you'll pay more due to the time lag system and have to hope wholesale rates stay low the next few weeks in order to see a drop in January Price Cap.

A few more Price Cap notes...

i) While it's called a Cap, there is NO CAP on what you pay, what's capped is the standing (ie daily) charge and how much they can charge for each unit of gas or electricity you use
ii) It only applies to firm's standard ie default tariffs, the rest aren't capped and they can charge more or less.
iii) All firms standard (capped) tariffs price at or very near the Cap max, so its not really a cap. In reality the regulator is setting a fixed price and its charged.
iv) The wholesale rate used to set the Cap are not the spot rates (ie the rate you can buy energy today) as especially with gas we've no storage. The regulator uses long term buy-ahead wholesale rates to set the cap, as its prime focus is energy security.
vi) On top of the wholesale rates, it then adds a host of factors on it (network costs, distribution etc), including a set amount of profit, to come up with the cap.

[Matt Webb @MattWebblol]

How is that a red card ffs.

[Trailer Swift (Original Recording) @Trailer_Swift69]

Who did this?

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

BREAKING:🚨Ivan Toney has signed for Peterborough United on a three-year deal. ✍️

Read more: https://t.co/92Xfn7kQmd

[Matt Webb @MattWebblol]

@The_Forty_Four Swear this kind of run is available to so many centre backs who fancy being brave. No one seems to close them down like they would a midfielders